Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Kobo-chan]

Biohazard EXTREME

Luis: My Spaniard Senses are tingling!

I think I fell from my chair when I laughed at the one. I can imagine him just saying it how webhead would say it in the old-old spider-man tv shows.

Ganado 1: Look, I speak English!
Ganado 2: And you're smart!

Wesker: I wish Umbrella would save me time and die already...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Glad someone appreciates it... I came up with it when I saw Luis' voice actor's resume. He voiced over Spider-Man a number of times, so I kinda put 2 and 2 together.  

[Kobo-chan]

Yeah, add in that spanish accent to it. "Aye aye aye!"

*starts with knife and encounters a zombie*

Chris: EAT MY INFINITE AMMO / DAMAGE KNIFE!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

When Jill faces Nemesis for the first time.
"STARS!"
The decision prompt pops up:

"There are three sides to the new Doritos Sweet Chilly. Which will you play with?"

Jill: Sweet...

Picks up a little reed and starts playing a tune on it until Nemesis passes out.

Jill: Sweet dreams, misunderstood giant...  

[Kobo-chan]

LOL! Oh yeah, that commercial! That was so damn hilarious! I can imagine her doing the 'bold' side rofl!

Jill: Bold...

*walks up to Nemy and points at him*

Jill: No. Shut up.

Nemy: S.T.A.-

*b***h slaps*

Jill: No.

*Nemy sobs and walks home*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I could add Sizzling, but then Jill would have to take her clothes of... And I don't think it'll be good for the community...  

[NeauxSheauxs]

Ashley: Ill save you Leon!  

[Helena Poe]

thevainess

Leon: Luis! Dude. You just got "wangpaled."

Oh my GOD. I was thinking that exact same thing during that cinema! It made me want to cry with glee when I read that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

For more stuff that Resident Evil characters wouldn't say, check out the multimedia in my profile.  

[Vankala]

Biohazard EXTREME

For more stuff that Resident Evil characters wouldn't say, check out the multimedia in my profile.

OMG! That video cracked me up! Thanx for that Bio!! xd  

[FoxyAreku]

At first I thought this thread was a funny idea...but after playing the DS version of RE1, there isn't much I can't picture them saying. sweatdrop  

[Garcian Smith]

Richard: Jill, be carefull, uh uhhh xp
Jill: Hmm, well that was unfortunate... neutral
*later*
Enrico: Everything was plotted from the start by umbrella *shot* xp Ughh
Jill: Oh, too bad neutral
*later*
Barry: Uh jill, I think I ate accidentally ate the sandwhich you saved for your lunch...
Jill: NOOOO!!!! gonk  

[BiOhAzArDpSyCo]

Sherry: Hey Leon *Says flirtingly*

Claire: Hey b***h I saw him first...*Glares at sherry*

Sherry: No hes mine!!!!*Growls*

*Claire jumps at sherry and starts cat fighting with her*

Leon: Ummm girls....I'm gay...

*They blink at one another then start laughing, Luis walks out with 3 children*

Leon: Told ya  

[Pyrojunk]

Ashley: AHHHH Leon!!!!
Leon: Nope not this time...
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Barry:Jill good news!
Jill: What is it Barry!?
Barry: I just saved a buncha money on car insurence by switching to GEICO.
Jill: Damn....I got State farm....
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Alexia: YAY now I have the veronica virus and me and wesker are like siblings!
*noticing that Wesker has T-virus*
Alexia:....Sonova-  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I think you mean Alexia not Veronica.