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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:19 am
Jill: Look, Nemesis...I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...

Nemesis: But what? Come on, Jill, you don't have a leg to stand on!  
PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:40 pm
Jill: Look, Nemesis...I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...
Nemie: But?
Jill:..I found your tentacle Hentai, and those pics of Brad you had hidden in your underwear drawer...
Nemie: ...Oh s**t...soooo you found the pics of Brad?
Jill: this isn't helping your case any...  

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NotteRequiem
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:04 pm
Jill: Look, Nemesis... I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...
Nemesis: ?
Jill: I just... don't deserve you....
Nemesis: You... you mean... I'm not your Muffin-baby-snuggle-poo anymore....?!!?
Jill: eek  
PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:36 pm
NotteRequiem
Jill: Look, Nemesis... I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...
Nemesis: ?
Jill: I just... don't deserve you....
Nemesis: You... you mean... I'm not your Muffin-baby-snuggle-poo anymore....?!!?
Jill: eek

*laughs till his sides hurt.* muffin-baby-snuggle-poo? My sides are still hurting....ah...ok my turn.

Jill: Look, Nemesis... I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...
Nemesis: What?! Aw come on! I bought you from Chris. He would've misused you.
Jill: Yeah I don't like the idea of being a sex slave.  

Alkaizer87


King of Paradise

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:48 am
@Bio: Clever use of a metaphor, I LOLed.

@DeWhimsy: Tentacle Hentai...Well, it goes good with Nemesis, I won't deny that...

@NotteRequiem: Muffin-baby-snuggle-poo??? 10 Hunk points, deservedly.

@Alkaizer: And so what would Nemesis do with her ha ha?

Couple more and I'll decide...  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:39 am
Jill: Look, Nemesis...I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...this whole face-rape fetish of yours has to stop! gonk  

Vankala


Wesker Chic

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:47 am
Jill: Look, Nemesis...I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...

Nemesis: It's the face isn't it? You find me hideous!

Jill: Uh actually, it's the whole tentacle through the head thing I have an issue with.

Nemesis: (bursts out crying)  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:37 am
Alright, let's finish this one and move on, shall we? And the placings are:

1st Place: NotteRequiem
- Muffin-baby-snuggle-poo, must I say more?

2nd Place: Biohazard EXTREME
- I wonder if anyone else got the clever metaphor?

3rd Place: Wesker Chic
- Picturing Nemesis bursting out crying had me going ha ha ha.  

King of Paradise


Alkaizer87

PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:39 am
alright, now forthe next one. for the record I don't expect to win, after all I'm not that creative.  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:29 am
Ho-Crap! I didn't know that I won!! biggrin

I'll edit this post when I get a good caption photo biggrin

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Narrator: "Well, now this is awkward.....>.>"  

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King of Paradise

PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:17 pm
Sorry, I never played that game. Who are those 3 characters? (Names, specifically)  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:53 pm
Alyssa, Yoko, and Kevin. 3nodding  

MadamTarantula


King of Paradise

PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:17 pm
Thank You. And here I go...This one is going to be a toughie...Sorry if it's a little long, too.

Narrator: Well, now this is awkward.....>.>
Kevin: Huh? Did you guys...Err, gals just hear that?
Alyssa: Yeah. It sounded like a...
Kevin: Omnipresent voice...
Yoko: Yeah...
Kevin: Yeah but, but coming from behind Ono, beyond that door.
Yoko (In her head): b***h just call me whaaaaaaat?
Alyssa: How can a voice sound omnipresent if it's coming from one source?
Kevin:.....Speaking of awkward...
Yoko (Looking at Kevin): You think we should check it out, BACON?
Kevin (Looking at Yoko/In his head): Oh no she just DI-INT!
Yoko (In her head): Oh yes I just DI-ID!
Kevin (In his head): *Gasp* Did you just hear my thoughts and telepathically communicate with me!?
Yoko (In her head): Uhh...No comment.
Alyssa: Now it's REALLY getting awkward!
Kevin: *Gasp* Can you hear my thoughts too!?
Alyssa: ...What!?!? I just said it's really getting awkward because you two were intently staring each other down, with me, over here, being ignored and all alone and what not...I was getting...
Yoko (In her head): Jealous, much? *Chuckles* Jeez, what a desperate old biddy...
Kevin: (In his head): Ha ha chya, right.
Alyssa: OK! I heard that you little bi-
Narrator (From beyond the door): Oh my friggin' GAHHHD!!! Would you guy gals just SHUT THE F*** UP!?!? Jesus *Explicit deleted* CHRIST!!! Can't a guy just get his thing unstuck from his zipper in peace and QUIET!?!? As if it wasn't embarrassing enough! GAHHHD!!!
Alyssa and Yoko: *Silent, wide-eyed stares*
Kevin (In a sing-song voice): AWWWWWW-KWAAAAAAAAAAARD!  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:47 am
Wow that's too funny. Ok my turn.

Narrator: Well, now this is awkward.....>.>

Kevin: Did you just hear that?
Yoko: Yeah I heard that voice a couple of times too, that means I'm not crazy!
Kevin: That, or we're both crazy.
Alyssa: No I don't think so I heard it too. that voice has to be here some where.
Yoko: Oh great, first a hoard of zombies, and now this.
*David comes in talking with a person that looks like a zombie.*
Kevin: Wait a minute! What the hell?! I thought you got trampled by the giant elephant in the last stage.
Alyssa: Yeah, and what the F**k man? Now zombies speak perfect English?
David: Oh crap, you mean this isn't the break room?
Zombie guy: I think it was the room on the right...
Yoko: What the heck is going on?!
*guy comes out of the other door.*
Narator: You just got punk'd! Ha!
David: Wait I thought you guys weren't done yet, we still have 5 minutes.
Narator: we had to close this prank early because of you two walking in!
Kevin: Hold on wait....wait about the Zoo? Marvin? The lion?
Narator: Most of the zombies are robots, elephant and lion are robots too.
Yoko: Waht about raccon city being over run by zombies, and also the news?
Zombie guy: Oh that? We payed the president to fake this whole thing so we could prank you three on April fool's day.
Alyssa: Damn it David! I bet you're the one that consented to do this.
David: Um...yeah...please don't kill me.
Yoko: What about you saying awkward?
Narrator: Oh um...well I sort of spilled coffee over the equipment, so I guess we won't be able to put this on TV.
Everyone else: gonk  

Alkaizer87


Vinessa_Valentine

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:26 pm
Narrator: Well now, isn't this awkward...

Alyssa: Alright, so I'll be Ada and I get the grappling hook!

Kevin: Awesome! I'm Leon. Lemme go do a back flip off that wall!

Yoko: ********! Why do I always have to be Ashley!?  
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