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 Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:48 am
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Denko HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO OH ******** THAT SCHOOLTROLL IS WIN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Allegro let me into his secret stash of win. ;D
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:59 pm
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Allegro Meta_Fish LOL Some of those weren't really funny, they were just cool. I love the Rock Paper Scissors one. XD The straw hat one was greeeeeeeeeat too. Everyone was just going "oh God" and he felt soooo stupid, I can just see it. Oh man. Huge rubber duck =D KFC Chicken XD My favorite is the children fighting child zombies, though. That's just really, really awesome. I warned that not all pics would be LOLs.
LOL HOUSE IS EPIC.
Allegro, you are the epic king of lulz.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:43 am
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TEXT LULZ!!!
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Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy ,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love , Sarah
Dear Sarah ,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love , Teddy
Dear Teddy ,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,
who rides his a** constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send
you some Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes , a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love , Francis
Dear Francis ,
Who names their kid " Francis " nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you up
with a Barbie .
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love , Susan
Dear Susan ,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of
Scotch.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making
toys?
Your friend, Tho mas
Dear Tho mas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing
money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love , Jessica
Dear Jessica ,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE
could I have one?
Love , Timmy
Dear Timmy ,
That whiney begging s**t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Dear Mark,
First stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your a**
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
Santa
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:28 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:59 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:15 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:27 am
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