Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

~I transform~
Suddenly a giant cthulhu monster brakes through the earths surface, grabs you, rips your wings off and flys into space, opening a portal to the deepest part of the demon world and closing it before you can enter. There, I will hide among a million other cthulhu monsters.

(it's like a demonic form of where's waldo ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*Opens a gate home commands my armies to hunt down the entire race of cthulhu and slaughters them all then takes your chainsaw.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(cthulhu can't be killed so easily)

During my descruction, I plant a part of me inside one of your minions.
And when the time is right, I rip myself out of his body, tearing him into pieces, as I grow back to full cthulhu size. Then I slaughter your entire army using a surprise attack. Transforming into a hellhound, I chase after you. I transform into cerberus just as a reach you, rip you to shreds, and take off to the firey surface of the sun with your whip.  

[Moonracer]

(You don't know me, my imagination, or my army very well. ^_~)

*swipes your pants and sells them on Ebay.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(aahhh, and I thought I did pretty well on that last post of mine)

Vaccuums up your "icy air swirls" and sells it on amazon.  

[Moonracer]

(*smiles* Oh you did quite well. ^_^)

*Catches your bat in a net and walks off with it and sells at auction.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Slices off your ice horns and sells them on ebay

(thank you ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*Rips off your pants and sells them to your adoring female fans.*

(You're most welcome. ^_^)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Cuts off your tail and sells it to a seafood resturant.

( ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up and swipes your chainsaw to cut up some firewood.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Swipes your pot and takes off, putting it in my "bag of holding"  

[Moonracer]

*Takes your little bat rips off his wings and adds them to potion.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses my evil anime powers to take your skirt without tearing it.  

[Moonracer]

*My newly summoned familiar slices off your mutant arm then adds it to my potion.* Hey look at that it makes a new skirt! Sweet!

(*giggles* Yes, I'm cracking myself up now.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Castes a spell to steal your red moon.