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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:20 am
Teh AK J of The Wind I read Dragon, but It made me think he said Dragn xd Then I would have asked wheres the countdown to attack? THE DRAGON ALWAYS WINS But what if it loses?
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:48 pm
J of The Wind Teh AK J of The Wind I read Dragon, but It made me think he said Dragn xd Then I would have asked wheres the countdown to attack? THE DRAGON ALWAYS WINS But what if it loses?
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:55 pm
Hashire Kazemeijin J of The Wind Teh AK J of The Wind I read Dragon, but It made me think he said Dragn xd Then I would have asked wheres the countdown to attack? THE DRAGON ALWAYS WINS But what if it loses? 
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:12 pm
J of The Wind Teh AK J of The Wind I read Dragon, but It made me think he said Dragn xd Then I would have asked wheres the countdown to attack? THE DRAGON ALWAYS WINS But what if it loses? ALWAYS WINS
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:00 pm
this is a special guest story done by some f*****t and i'm posting it so you can laugh at how bad it is
apparently they had a boner for waynebrizzle
Waynebrizzle was a slow fat gurlie who didn’t know how to shut the ******** up. He would come (HAHA MASTRUBATION JOKE) into the c**t every day and start being a slow whore with all the males in the guild (which was actually most of the guild since half of them are traps). The women in the guild (which actually weren’t women because there is no such thing on te internet) were very upset at this, especially the ones who were dating other culties.
Upset and betrayed by their fellow gurlie, the other girls ganged up to rise against their whorish moderator.
“We have to defeat him/her!” shouted awkward turtle who changed her name so much that I don’t really care what she’s called now.
“She/he is a c**t,” said Orphie who is such a b***h because she keeps complaining about not being in the stories.
“I will kill her,” said Regulust, who actually wasn’t a girl, but liked to dress up as one.
“she/he is stealing my spotlight,” hat said because she was upset that waynebrizzle made fun of her.
“Let’s get our kitchen utensils and sandwiches so we can destroy this son of a b***h,” sayed kiski who never shows THE ******** UP ANYMORE WHERE THE HELL IS SHE.
All of the girls formed together to create ULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE MONSTER and they found waynebrizzle who was trying to look like a four-year-old for Hashire.
“WAYNEBRIZZLE” shouted the ULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE MONSTER, “YOU ARE GOING DOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB FAT GURLIE AND A WHORE.”
“No way am I going to fall to a bunch of women who should be in the kitchen and not on the battlefield!” waynebrizzle said. “Hah”
Waynebrizzle rolled over to the ULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE MONSTER and used his slow fat gurlie v****a to attack, but the ULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE MONSTER punched waynebrizzle in the v****a.
“OW” he/she said. Suddenly Waynebrizzle started to bleed out of the v****a. “this sucks.” And then he got really hormonal and bloated and bitchy and had heat flashes. One of his heat flashes was so powerful that the ULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE MONSTER was knocked back fifty feet and landed on a tampon factory.
“IF THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO A BATTLE OF PMS THEN WE HAVE YOU BEAT. NO MATTER HOW FAT OR SLOW YOU M AY BE, WE HAVE OVER 9000 WOMEN IN HERE, AND WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME CYCLE.” Said the ULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE MONSTER.
Waynebrizzle was shocked and his jaw dropped just in time for a flood of stinky v****a blood to drown him.
And that is the story of the Red Sea and how it was formed.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:09 pm
I am tempted to submit a fan story now.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:28 pm
O-o I was a female that was forgotten.
How amusing. x'D
I avoided the fight.
And on another note. I am not ever going near the red sea now.... >>
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:22 am
The Cult is located in Saudi Arabia now? When are there tampon factories in Saudi Arabia anyway?
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:40 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:54 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:29 pm
Not enough BC or trap delicious Wylr.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:07 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:34 pm
Elemental Draconis O-o I was a female that was forgotten.
How amusing. x'D
I avoided the fight.
And on another note. I am not ever going near the red sea now.... >>
Don't feel too bad, I was left out too. *sigh* I was kinda looking forward to beating the s**t out of Wayne. Or at least lacing his sandwiches with arsenic.
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