Corrupt a Wish

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but now you have to go through trials that could et you killed(or worse... expelled![HP refrence]

i wish that i could go hogwarts and be in the ravenclaw house...  

[Tenoem]

granted but the sorting hat says it wrong and you end up in a raven claw house that's actually made from raven claws(wait that sounds kinda interesting)
i wish that i could be in a comedy anime  

[Raiden Balden]

granted, but the jokes never make any sense
I wish I could read people's minds  

[Tenoem]

granted but you visit a mental facility and end up going insane yourself
i wish i hadn't wasted this wish  

[Raiden Balden]

granted but you end up wasting it again
I wish I could fly.  

[Tamago1]

Granted, But... you get caught by the FBI~

I wish that the Tails doll doesnt exist.  

[Tenoem]

granted but then they make Tail Twins dolls with one tail each sold with each other
i wish that my sister didn't make me help with the x-mas tree before thanksgiving  

[Raiden Balden]

Granted but she makes you help with the x-mass tree on either x-mass eve at midnight or on Halloween.

I wish that I could control fire  

[Tenoem]

granted but then fire begins to control you meaning you become obsessed with it and you end up never doing anything worth while with it
i wish i could have seen the Sherlock Holmes movie today  

[Ein The Dog]

Tenoem

granted but then fire begins to control you meaning you become obsessed with it and you end up never doing anything worth while with it
i wish i could have seen the Sherlock Holmes movie today

Granted, but you got popcorn made by a disgruntled employee, and now your in the hospital due to poisoning.

I wish I had a new computer.  

[Tenoem]

granted but the person who sold it to you was actually a notorious thief with the same fist name as you and you end up serving all the jail time
i wish i could find a good manga to read (suggestions would be appreciated)  

[Hacker Edward Tivrusky IV]

Tenoem

granted but the person who sold it to you was actually a notorious thief with the same fist name as you and you end up serving all the jail time
i wish i could find a good manga to read (suggestions would be appreciated)

Granted. A giant box arrives on your door step filled with manga like Phoenix, Pluto, and Planetes. All paid for buy an anonymous benefactor.

But all these manga titles re awake your long forgotten phobia of the letter "P".....  

[Tenoem]

you forgot to make a wish xp (and thanks i planets was good i'll try the others next)  

[Grencia Mars Eckener]

Hacker Edward Tivrusky IV

Tenoem

granted but the person who sold it to you was actually a notorious thief with the same fist name as you and you end up serving all the jail time
i wish i could find a good manga to read (suggestions would be appreciated)

Granted. A giant box arrives on your door step filled with manga like Phoenix, Pluto, and Planetes. All paid for buy an anonymous benefactor.

But all these manga titles re awake your long forgotten phobia of the letter "P".....

Ed is always wishin' for fishes, so I grant her a sack.

But the fish are all made out of rubber with poisonous chemicals in it.

I wish it wasn't so cold at night!