Corrupt a Wish 8D

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but their dead.

I wish I had a giant swordfish.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but as you probably know, swordfish can be very aggressive animals, so it stabs you 37 times in the chest.

I wish I was asleep  

[Clocks Declaring]

Granted, but now you will be stuck in a nightmare for the rest of your life.

I wish that my more serious wishes would come true.  

[xXAnimeXCrazyXx]

LordKhrima

Granted, but their dead.

I wish I had a giant swordfish.

Lol Im So~ Sad~! T^T XD [ poor Prunnies and Grunnies] XD  

[xXAnimeXCrazyXx]

^ Granted, but something bad will happen xd

I wish I had Lots of Money! $o$ ^o^  

[Omnipotent Rice]

Granted.

But where will the money to grant your wish come from? You have been convicted of robbing a bank.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of rice.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted. But when they delivered it to you, you got buried in a massive avalance.

I wish I already finished my aa degree.  

[Clocks Declaring]

Granted, but no one will hire you, regardless. (I hope this fits the situation...)

I wish I had a date for Valentine's Day, just to see what it's like.  

[elementalphantomthief]

((it does)) Granted but your date turned out to be an anniying person that only seemed to piss you off the entire date.

I wish I had superpowers  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but you are driven mad with power, become a supervillain, and are defeated by Superman.

I wish I would heal quickly from getting my wisdom teeth out.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but now you have a cankersore.

I wish I had more time for hw.  

[Deputy Parrish]

Granted but now you have more hw

I wish I couldn't get sick.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but scientists put you under a series of painful and embarassing tests to figure out why you can't get sick

I wish I didn't have to pee so often.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but now you always have to poo.

I wish I wasnt so sleepy  

[Irako of the Desert]

Congrats, your wish was granted, HOWEVER....

In order to overcome your sleepiness, you try to make yourself a cup of coffee. When it's finished brewing to perfection, you go to take a sip and burn your tongue. It hurts so bad that you drop the cup of coffee and spill it all over you, suffering sever burns. You don't even have the option of suing anyone because you made your own coffee.

I wish I had better drumming skills.