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 Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:46 pm
You use a linking book which looks like it links to the Nintendo Cult HQ, but is actually a prison age. You waste the rest of your life waiting in a black abyss for someone to come and set you free. Too bad no one does.
:3
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:52 pm
 You choke on a hairball while sleeping. Most cats can deal with that, but since you're part human, you're at a disadvantage.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:08 am
Didn't see the incoming headlights...
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:11 am
didn't see the spear shaped meteor
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:15 am
the legend can never die.
But when love must, who wants to live forever?
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:17 am
24 hours of prolonged butt rape by a enraged and horny tiger. Official cause of death; imploded buttocks.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:20 am
raped by small book art enthusiast children.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:26 am
I kill you personally with my bare hands.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:25 pm
tentacle rape of the highest degree.
Official cause of death: ruptured
Last words: "Gah! Now I'll never finish what I set out to do!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:28 pm
Nazis.
Thousands of them, out of no where
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:31 pm
Suddenly, Bananas. THOUSANDS of th- o wait, there were only Five.
Well Still, these bananas attract rabid Orangutan apes. Them maul you to death. With their ape arms
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:39 pm
Suddenly, Kittens. THOUSANDS of them, Biologically engineered kitten ninjas that can defy gravity and cough up shuriken hairballs. You stood no chance.
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:10 pm
Suddenly, guavas. 7483927 of them. They attract an agitated hobo who notices and then cuts you to death with his rusty hobo knife.
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