Replace one word from an RE quote with another word...

[Alkaizer87]

Here's one from resident evil 0, the game that I think was the very last RE game I ever liked for it's story. After that came RE4 and stuff...I was so sad. This is after rebecca is rescued from falling down.

Rebecca: Billy I just need to know, I need to know the truth, did you finger twenty three people? I'm not going to judge you, I just want to know the truth.
Billy: ...*sigh*It was around this time last year...

I'll leave the rest for your imagination. Also yes I just went there.  

[The King of Misery]

1: Alkaizer
2: Biohazard EXTREME
3: Glittering Ocean  

[Alkaizer87]

Thank King...um...but I need to know which words have been used efore I don't want ro reapeat and I'm a bit lazy to look at the pst ones. aside from hole, figner, and lipstick I don't know the others.EDIT: I will list the wrods that have already been used so for future reference.

List: stroke, lipstick, kittens, hole, finger, mount, tongue, grope, aroused, acne, gangster, elephant, cheese cake.

EDIT: now for the word.....hmm no that's too long...hmm...this is actually hard to think of, despite the fact I'm perverted...I'll think of soemthign...EDIT2: Found it! Ok ladies and gents, I have a craving for some juicy melons. Remember any form of the word melon is fine, I ohnly made it plural because it makes it sound nastier.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker: Chris, as my subordinate, you have wonderful melons.  

[Alkaizer87]

Biohazard EXTREME

Wesker: Chris, as my subordinate, you have wonderful melons.

which one wasthis from?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

It's from RE1. As soon as Chris meets Wesker down at the labs, it's the first thing he says. Except with "Talents" instead of "Melons" heheh.  

[Azeizel]

In Re3 when you start a new game- and Jill talks.


Jill: September 28th daylight, the melons have overtaken the city.
Somehow....I'm still alive...  

[Alkaizer87]

Glittering Ocean

In Re3 when you start a new game- and Jill talks.


Jill: September 28th daylight, the melons have overtaken the city.
Somehow....I'm still alive...

I think tha't funny. Melons taking over the city.  

[The King of Misery]

Re4

Ashley: Leon.....I think they shot something into my Melons...
Leon: ......What did you do to her..?  

[Alkaizer87]

The King of Misery

Re4

Ashley: Leon.....I think they shot something into my Melons...
Leon: ......What did you do to her..?

That would explain why they're so big, even for someone her age. XD  

[Alkaizer87]

I know we shouldn't double post, but now one will look if therere isn't a new post. Ok it was really hard to choose, either King or Bio, they both made me laugh hard. At the end I choose...Bio! I'm not gay or anthing ,but it's the fact that wesker would say somethign liek that would me me laugh much harder when compared to ashley getting her melons injected. Take it away Bio.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Thank you! Thank you!

Okay, the next word is.... Ooh! I got an interesting one:

Pepperoni  

[Tyr525]

The ultimate lifeform. Pepperoni. (Albert Wesker, REmake)  

[Alkaizer87]

Tyr525

The ultimate lifeform. Pepperoni. (Albert Wesker, REmake)

can't think of anything better right now....EDIT: Wait maybe I do. This is from REsident evil 3

Jill: Wait, I have to ask a question...
Carlos: Let me guess, you want a date right? All the foxy ladies like my pepperoni, it drives them wild.

I leave the rest to your imagination, and yes I just went there.  

[Azeizel]

(When Jill tries to convince Dario to leave the warehouse)

Jill: It's not safe, we HAVE to get out of here!!

Dario: Are you crazy!? I just lost my pepperoni out there; there's no way I'm going back outside.