Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Unit Blue]

Because she called me at nights when im sleepiest the most  

[l PHUCK]

OH bloody hell, dont be a wanker... blimey! whats the matter? got yur knickers in a knot? eh! >_>

EH?! >_>  

[Unit Blue]

Now you know why....  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

because he looks like a hobo  

[TheFrostMonster]

because she is missing an eye  

[Unit Blue]

Because im a hobo not a homo.....  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

hahaha because in that barrel he burned my cat  

[eleanne]

she stole my second-best eyepatch  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Not the terminator again.  

[eleanne]

He keeps calling me the terminator and he is WRONG! scream  

[44hrygydi]

Because she reminds of a female Phantom of the Opera. Wait, that's really not a bad thing. Hm. I don't know why I divorced her. -shrug-  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

She let me soak in the rain  

[soccerrox852]

His dog got fur on my YoGuRt... gonk  

[44hrygydi]

Because I had a temporary moment of insanity. Or was it sanity? Hmm.....  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because she kept getting her sanity and insanity mixed up