Make up something about the poster before you!

[The Furry Poet]

Only cus i live there

Fragenl videotapes me running and sells it to *****  

[Fragen1]

Dakota Woodruff poses in those supposed tapes  

[The Furry Poet]

Fragen1 mast.... uh nvm i dnt wanna risk it
Fragen1 has a pixie in his pocket  

[Fragen1]

Dakota is really an xenomorph  

[The Furry Poet]

Wait what?
Fragen1 is possesed by an orcs ghost  

[Fragen1]

Xenomorph, the aliens from "Aliens".
Dakota lets children tie him up and slap him  

[The Furry Poet]

oh ok
Fragen1 once ate a whole triple whopper in 1 bite  

[Fragen1]

Dakota once dared me to eat a whole triple whopper in one bite  

[The Furry Poet]

Fragen1 once visited plastic beach just to slap Murdock
Gorrilaz fans will know what i said  

[Fragen1]

Dakota once ate a puppy in one bite  

[The Furry Poet]

i draw the line on that one
Fragen1 once fought Chuck Norris  

[Fragen1]

Dakota wears a meat suit  

[The Furry Poet]

So Fragen1 wears a fish suit  

[Fragen1]

Hey, that was one time and I was curious as to how it'd work
Dakota once ate a bug  

[The Furry Poet]

it was delicious
Fragen1 created the moon