Why did the avi above you go to prison?

[Deel-Dough]

For growing a tree in the middle of my house illegally and then lying about it.  

[Moonlithollow]

For not loving trees.  

[Aquamere]

for throwing cake at people  

[Maestro Jig]

For being the baddest mamajamba on the block.

 

[Aquamere]

for setting a farm on fire  

[Maestro Jig]

That poor farm. emo

For destroying the Real Madrid stadium.

 

[Toxic Pepper]

Just for fun.  

[Maestro Jig]

T-boned a car after driving while intoxicated.

 

[Maestro Jig]

On a trip to the grocery store on sunny afternoon, this fine user decided it would be a good idea to strike a gentlemen on top of the head with a forceful blow using a solid oak cane. She was sentenced to ten years in prison, and no chance of probation.

 

[Aquamere]

for stealing my teddy bear  

[Maestro Jig]

For stealing my heart. emo

 

[Aquamere]

(ok i have to admit that is cute)
for making me say aww  

[Rompleforeskin]

For being in every damn thread I look at

On a note to myself: Make sure to lock the door after going inside  

[Aquamere]

for not liking how active i am in the guild lol