[CLASS] Human Studies 101 [FULL] Homework page 22

[Pales]

Lattice moved cautiously toward the next one that was in her line of very poor vision. It was staring at her with wide awed eyes.

It was the angel of death! The sweet. Kind patient angel of death. After watching two of its patients die that this Psychiatrist Dust Bunny was looking after...It decided that its psychiatry practice was a failure and a sham. Plus it was terminally ill with dust-cancer. There was precious little time left and it readied itself for a jump.

Lattice's brow furrowed behind her mask, "Wait! You have so much to live for."

It paused and stared at her considering its options and her words..

The ghoul paused, "You can...you can live in a nice jar with your friends..." She rattled the jar she held with the 'lifeless' forms in it to make them seem alive but the dust bunny knew the terrible truth. It pointed somewhere behind her and Lattice foolishly looked while the third suicidal dust bunny leapt onto a needle and killed itself with a soft 'screei' much like the companions before it.

....A shudder went up Lattice's spine and she closed her eyes behind her mask in exasperation as she once again scraped it off into a jar...

She stood upright and put her hand over the top of the jar letting out a very flat and deadpan, "Are we done now?"

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[Smerdle]

West halted his forward assault. Perhaps stomping wasn't the best way to catch skittish hopping things. He set two of his jars on his desk and sedately walked toward his next victim.

Ah, yes. Much better. West raised his arms, grinning widely as he brought his jar down in one smooth motion, capturing a bunny inside.

Off to his left, a barely audible screei attracted his attention. What in the hell was that blind ghoul doing to her bunnies?

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[Inu-Mitsu]

In her fall it seemed Mitsu had lucked out. She had managed to land on something...fluffyish. Tilting back she saw the ears of the wiggling distressed dust bunny that now lay squished under her. Oh!

Quickly Mitsu moved eyeing the poor flattened creature for a moment. Well...it was still okay right? Opening her jar back up she scooped up the dust bunny and deposited it inside closing the jar once again.

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[Chobi_Chocobo]

DUST BUNNIES EVERYWHERE? Now class was interesting! The demon lifted his head from his desk and watched as everyone got to work. Ohhh the chaos! So fun! Charlie wanted to be apart of it.

A dust bunny had made a nest on top of his pink little head. The demon would have NEVER had noticed it Riley hadn't come about and bagged the sucker AND managed to poke him. AND MANAGED TO POKE HIM!?

"HEY!" He pointed at Riley, "Imma get you next time." One might expect gadget at the end of that phrase.

But there was no time to really think much on revenge. The demon grabbed a jar of his own and didn't have to work hard.... A dust bunny had made its home on his shoulders and just jumped in to the jar on its own. Well that was easy.

Charlie grinned evily as he held it up.

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[Inu-Mitsu]

Mitsu just watched the dust bunny bounce away. They were the evilest of creatures she could tell. There was no helping it though. She would have to try again.

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[Eight]

Junko turned back to the jar to find the two dust bunnies were...uh... consummating their new dust bunny marriage. Wait. When did she get a second dust bunny? Nevertheless she blushed heavily and draped an arm over the jar to cover it with her sleeve, looking anywhere but the jar itself.

Awkwaaaaaaard.

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[Bittiface]

Okay, so now Mot had two of these buggers. All he needed was one more. The reaper stuffed the other jar into his spare pocket, and got up to fetch another one.

Mot dragged his feet across the classroom, grabbing another jar with a melancholic sigh. He lazily swiped at a parachuting dust bunny using a handkerchief as a means of gliding.

He... missed.  

[Eight]

Junko lifted her arm to check if the bunnies were done.

They were not.

She coughed and lowered her arm back down. "I'll just...give them a few more minutes..."

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[nekoluch]

Lattice seemed pleasurable enough, indeed. No doubt those prickly needles made for excellent weaponry in a fight. She had an advantage as far as fighting fair went; they were attached to her. Not like the ghoul could remove them...right?

She didn't really have time to ask of it once her wheels had stopped working on the issue- Professor Savage unleashed the second part of the slipper lesson- bunnies? They were untidy. Student were taking up the offered jars and promptly began trapping them. WELL NOW! If there was trapping going on, she wanted to try too! Recalling her trap from the not-really math class, Levi figured this could be a hoot as well.

Leaping out of her seat and taking up one of the jars, Levi stopped to pick up another, tossing it over to Holly with a smile and a 'ere! catch! and then took to the chase.

They were pretty bouncy little buggers. From the looks of it, they gave quite a bit of trouble to her peers. If they wanted to get bouncy, she'd take them up on it! Bonce challenge, eh bunnies?

The tatzel didn't need to bounce at all to get her first one- it attempted to surprise her from a ceiling attack, but she held the jar above her head. HAH!

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[Eight]

Since Junko was giving the bunnies their privacy she was kind of stuck here covering the jar so no one would have to see them. She'd just have to do her best to catch one from here.

A dust bunny went prancing by and she reached for it. She missed. Damn.

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[Dragain]

What is even going on?!

She did not appreciate the fact that her hair and clothes were now wet and dripping in some places, but... Then again, this was Professor Savage's class - what was Human Studies without some water? She had gotten lucky in her previous class and did not get wet from the water that attacked the class, but she wasn't so lucky this time.

... No matter.

She was only half-listening to what the professor was talking about, too busy trying to wring the water out of her hair and clothes even if it left a sort of dampness she felt would not go away till she was out of her clothes and in some new, dry ones. When the dust bunnies started attacking, however, she just had to pay attention to them! After all, they were everywhere and impossible to ignore.

Grabbing a jar, she set off on a grand adventure to capture some dust bunnies; despite the fact that they were supposedly 'evil', she actually found them sort of... Cute.

Thus she might had been staring at them rather than doing what she was supposed to do. Whoops.  

[Eight]

Sighing, Junko slumped against the desk beside her. The bunnies weren't so cute anymore. The two in her jar had just ruined everything. Stupid dust bunnies and their stupid...stupidness. Were they done yet?! Jack Almighty!

Junko glanced into the jar one last time and was met with a surprising discovery. Inside the jar were two very happy dust bunnies and one adorable little baby dust bunny.

Okay. Bunnies were cute again. She squealed and lifted her arm away from the jar to clap her hands. "Oh my Jack! Congratulations!" She told the two bunnies before carefully picking up the jar. She looked so proud as she walked back to her desk and sat down, grinning ear to ear. It had been unorthodox but Junko had managed to...uh...'catch' three! Yay!

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[Inu-Mitsu]

Mitsu sneezed again, her nose was really itchy now. Dust bunnies equaled no fun at all. About to give up and take a seat with only two dust bunnies Mitsu spotted one hanging around Junko's hair.

Careful to sneak up on it she snatched the bunny and put it in her jar. ((Deal with it 8| )) "How many fluffy dust bunnies do you have, Junko?" Mitsu asked curiously trying to gauge how many she should get.

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[Smerdle]

West deposited his first catch safely on his desk, grabbing his second jar and tiptoeing closer to the nearest pair of bunnies. They had their backs to him and they appeared to be plotting something.

He got within arm's reach of them and the one on the left turned, pointing a dusty paw at the boil. West shouted, "Down wit'yer evil plans, dumbasses!" and swept one of the bunnies into his jar.

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[Bittiface]

How? How did he miss a bunny just floating mid air?

Mot shot a hidden glare at the airborne bunny, grabbing it with his gloved hand. It squeaked in surprise, it's little eyes bulging out in surprise. The ball of dust and fur was shoved into the last jar, the lid shut tight over top.

Finally. He was done.

While his desk was still gone from the previous chaos, the boil took out all three jars to regard the contents. He leaned against a wall and stared.

Furry bastards.

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