Welcome Topic: Post here if you are new here (new Q's)

[CokePixie]

ooo new questions!

1) Who are you? I'm CokePixie, i'm also Condom Fairy

2) How do you know my language? I was going to say Babel fish but a bunch of people already used that one so i'm going with my original answer: i can't think of anything clever to say.

3) About you: I'm kind of lame.

4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? i've never even seen a cat in a tree let alone one being rescued

5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? uhh.... sweatdrop

6) Things you like: Food, i ******** love food, especially meat. And i like classic rock, the doors is one of my favorites. Umm i don't think i ever mention this to any of you, but i really like pen&paper RPGs and uhh i have a tau army that i'm working on for warhammer 40k. And i'm a zombie freak who loves watching horror movies.

7) Things you hate: I hate selfish people. I also hate SNL, and almost anyone who's been a regular cast member in the past 6 or 7 years.

8#) Tell us a poo story. When i was a kid my next door neighbor thought it would be funny to take a s**t, dig it out of her toilet, but it in a bag and leave it on my family's garden wall.

9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? Fly

10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? A goat

11) Chocolate or pastry? hmmm both.

12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? buy me enough drinks and you won't even have to give me money scratch that, you better ask hzza  

[reginleifthevalkyrie]

1) Who are you? Regi
2) How do you know my language? My super-seekrit super power is to speak every language.
3) About you: 16, blonde, a brit but lives in minnesota, isn't a stoner but sure as hell acts like one
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? no
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? Yesssss.
6) Things you like: Internets, chocolate, cats, porn, music, sleep
7) Things you hate: work, responibilities, having to spell things properly, cold
cool Tell us a poo story. One time, my little brother ate a piece of gum, and when he poo-d you could see it clear as day on the front end of the turd.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? Breathe underwater
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? 17 year cicada
11) Chocolate or pastry? chocolate
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? Depends on who the money-buttsex is with.  

[Hzza]

I see you found your way to Minnesota.....

Welcome, nice poo story.  

[reginleifthevalkyrie]

Yes, it was a long, cold, horrible trek when I was five.

Y thank you, good sir. Yours was quite fine as well.  

[Condom Fairy]

no s**t! your from minnesota? where abouts?  

[Diotimyst]

1) Who are you?
- Diotima!

2) How do you know my language?
- Several secret meetings with the machine elves.

3) About you:
- Too young to be a real hippie

4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree?
- Only in the movies.

5) Do you fancy the buttsecks?
- Prolapse is not fun

6) Things you like:
- That's a trick question...

7) Things you hate:
- Ain't no time to hate!

8#) Tell us a poo story.
- I seriously can't think of one... Well, there was this one time my friend tried to poop in the woods and didn't pull his pants down far enough. The turd landed in his underwear/pants. Needless to say, we all rofl .

9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater?
- I think flying would be much more fun!

10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as?
Myself, so I could do it all over again!

11) Chocolate or pastry?
- Dark Chocolate pastry?!

12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money?
- I can has gold?  

[Hzza]

MOAR NEWFAGS.

Welcome newfag.  

[primaI]

The age of noobs is history now

Now we have newfags.  

[Mittski]

1) just some random stoner you might meet on the internet

2) the real question is, how do you know mine?

3) im like a finger in the a** while your getting head; you dont know if it'll be the best orgasm of your life, or if you're just gonna s**t the bed.

4) once i put a kitten in a tree and called the f.d. just to see. they told me to get a hobbie, so i became an arsonist.

5) THE LORD DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS SO YOU COULD SODOMIZE THE NEIGHBOR KID ON SUNDAYS!!

6) i like truly good herb, good music, and good acid

7) politicians and bankers

8#) ok, it was the 5th of july a few years back, and i had just woken up afterdrinking way too much vodka. got my bowl, got my cearal, got my milk, got my spoon, got breakfast. as i sat and ate, i thought i had to fart, so i lifted my leg and..... well, i pooped 'em right there at the breakfast table. had to walk funny to the bathroom, shits all running down my leg...horrible

9) fly

10) a housecat. then i could lay in the sun and eat food and soak up attention all day without any responsibilities and just chill

11) chocolate filled/covered pastery

12) how much?  

[primaI]

Welcome newfag

WELCOME ALL NEWFAGS  

[Hzza]

Mittski

1) just some random stoner you might meet on the internet

2) the real question is, how do you know mine?

3) im like a finger in the a** while your getting head; you dont know if it'll be the best orgasm of your life, or if you're just gonna s**t the bed.

4) once i put a kitten in a tree and called the f.d. just to see. they told me to get a hobbie, so i became an arsonist.

5) THE LORD DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS SO YOU COULD SODOMIZE THE NEIGHBOR KID ON SUNDAYS!!

6) i like truly good herb, good music, and good acid

7) politicians and bankers

8#) ok, it was the 5th of july a few years back, and i had just woken up afterdrinking way too much vodka. got my bowl, got my cearal, got my milk, got my spoon, got breakfast. as i sat and ate, i thought i had to fart, so i lifted my leg and..... well, i pooped 'em right there at the breakfast table. had to walk funny to the bathroom, shits all running down my leg...horrible

9) fly

10) a housecat. then i could lay in the sun and eat food and soak up attention all day without any responsibilities and just chill

11) chocolate filled/covered pastery

12) how much?

Sorry for quoting a massive post, but this needs to be read.

NOTICE TO ALL NEWFAGS, THIS IS HOW YOU WORDS A WELCOME POST.

Also, Welcome Newfag.  

[primaI]

This is how you words? Wtshiznizzle?  

[Hzza]

Welcome, don't let the fact you just bumped a 2 year old topic put you off, someone will get back to you shortly.  

[BruceTonyWayneStark]

1) Who are you? - I'm me and so are you, man.
2) How do you know my language? - I don't, I just have telepathy and s**t.
3) About you: I was homeschooled. Yes, it was as bad as you might expect.
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? - If the Pope shits in the woods, can I have another White Russian?
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? - Oh Myyyyyy.
6) Things you like: - Weed.
7) Things you hate: - Being dry.
8#) Tell us a poo story. - One of my earliest memories is purposely shitting in my pants just to piss my dad off when he was trying to get me to go to the bathroom. I was like 2.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? - Would you rather be Superman or Aquaman? Think about that for a while and get back to me.
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? - A cat.
11) Chocolate or pastry? - A pastry with chocolate on it.
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? - Hell yeah, you better pay me. This d**k ain't free.