Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Syeori]

Granted. you get perfect eyesight, but then you go deaf.

I wish i could eat as much as i want and not get fat.  

[xoCrow]

Granted, but now you end up losing too much nutrients.


I wish someone will get off my effing bed so I can sleep! D<  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted... but this night, you dream about a domo trying to eat you!

I wish I could be popular.  

[~leng.mui~]

yes..wish granted, but you are so pop that these wierdos come and are so attracted to youthat you get molested....wel..maybe just really scared

i wish i could fly..lol jking

i wish that i would not be forget ful  

[wiim]

Wish granted! You can remember everything single detail about everything and your brain overloads.


I wish that everyone in this guild gathered for an ISC convention somewhere. xd  

[Night Rain55]

Granted. Except your car broke down and you die. cry  

[t0shi0]

Nooo wiim. gonk Well neways you didn't make a wish.
I wish wiim was reborn.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. But He will become a manslayer and kill everything and everyone in his path.

I wish I had a sword  

[wiim]

Granted! However, the sword is cursed and commands you to use it on me.


I wish dogs will learn to use a toilet. cool  

[yalie5]

granted but one day you get dressed up for some odd reason and all the dogs in the world mistake you as a toilet


i wish i had faster internet service.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Wish granted but since it becomes too fast, your computer bugs every minutes.

I wish I could play basket as good as Yao Ming! whee  

[t0shi0]

Granted, Yao Ming begins to suck and is now worse than a 2 year old and therefore so are you.
I wish I was lactose intolerent. (sp?)  

[wiim]

@Night Rain 55: I die from my car breaking down? razz Lot's of circumstantial stuff must have happened.


@t0shi0: Wish granted!! Because you are now lactose intolerant, your bones start to crust and crumple.

I wish t0shi0 would be able to somehow absorb calcium.  

[yalie5]

granted but she absorbs all of your clacium and now you're weaker than a premature baby.

I wish my plant would grow faster!!  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted, however, it grows too quickly and makes a giant hole in your ceiling.

I wish that wiim had all his calcium back whee