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 Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:02 pm
Quote: # When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm. # Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies. This can`t be real
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:14 am
astrophe Quote: # When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm. # Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies. This can`t be real It is. Thankfully during the aforementioned act of coitus, antibodies are released from the male's "disgusting private" to the female's "shameful unmentionable" that do away with the risks of private breaking or weapons-grade anthrax spewing. I know this from experience. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:02 pm
XDDD The "AHHHH" made it so much better.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:26 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:41 am
Pages 21665-21666. Read them. XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:13 pm
First one I came across by chance:  Now, for one I created:  And that one didn't get accepted. Stupid Motifake moderaters.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:55 pm
Cat contemplating suicide is funny?
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:44 am
"Night night, don't let the bed bugs bite rape you."
I feel so violated. gonk I bet they don't even bite.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:56 am
Lady Psycho Sexy
"Night night, don't let the bed bugs bite rape you."
I feel so violated. gonk I bet they don't even bite.No bed bugs only stab other bed bugs. They drink our blood. If you have wounds that don't heal it is probably bed bugs reopening them.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:12 am
Owwin Lady Psycho Sexy
"Night night, don't let the bed bugs bite rape you."
I feel so violated. gonk I bet they don't even bite.No bed bugs only stab other bed bugs. They drink our blood. If you have wounds that don't heal it is probably bed bugs reopening them.
EW don't say that, they're so small they could be worming around in my veins right now D:
EDIT: lol
CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOUUUUNDS THEY WILLL NOT HEALLL
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:49 am
Why did I not notice this until now? xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:41 pm
Wantcookie Why did I not notice this until now? xd Ha, he was paralyzed and prolly couldn't have human sex.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:44 pm
Wantcookie Why did I not notice this until now? xd Oh God hair sex xd
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