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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:48 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:12 pm
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Nudge seven hundred and forty-five
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
And the search continues...
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:36 am
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Ambrai Divash *signs up as minion #1 to this evil overlord* Now, this is a leader I can really get behind. This one thinks things through! Nudge seven hundred and eleven redface I didn't make these, you know...I just didn't have anything to ramble about. (however, if you could find the author of them, I don't doubt they wouldn't be flattered by the offering of a minion)
True, but you have the good sense to adopt these principles and practices as your own, which makes you ahead of the curve.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:54 pm
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