What would the avatar above you say?

[Yuki Solaria]

(( for the last time runner, I am not a hooker, so quit being a douche and grow up.))

Neo: Finally, I can go outside my house without getting beaten up ^^  

[Neotepid]

Yes. These ears are real. No, I am not short. Yes, I'm a freaking elf. No, I am not one of Santa's little bi-what? Lick your candyca-Oh HELL no!

*be a bad elf and knockout the idiot that asked him that*

*walks down the cold street*



"About time I'm able to go outside without getting beaten up"

Yuki: OMG! It's an elf!

Neo: What?

Yuki: *tackles* Hey! Do you think you can tell Santa what I want for Christmas? I want a Barbie, I want a bedazzler, I want a phone, I want a malibu barbie doll, a laptop, a new baby alive, a piano, *goes on for over an hour*, and a puppet, and one of those funny birds that go *does farty sounds* to you, and I want a-

Neo: ENOUGH ALREADY! *runs out of the alley*  

[Yuki Solaria]

(( WTF? I'M TOO DAMN OLD FOR THAT s**t! PLUS I HATE BARBIES!))

Runner: emo ...I hate my life..  

[Guardioz]

"Pretty I may be. Harmless i am not...."  

[Yuki Solaria]

I carry alot of sharp objects. You know, just in case ^^  

[Neotepid]

*yanks off the head of a sufer Barbie doll* Heh. Stupid doll. I'm so better good looking. *tosses head into the 3 foot high pile of Barbie heads*

(did anybody notice the fact that I'm always wearing the same dragon tattoo in every avi I wear? Like, nobody notices that, you know.)  

[silent_calling]

((I always have tattoos on even when they aren't visible. Not that weird))

"Ooh, music!"  

[Heartless Symphony]

"I am the black moon prince. . . "

[ yeah...that's all i could think of xD ]  

[Gresley Toombs]

"I plugged my star into a Clapper!" ^-^ *clap clap* *star goes out* cool  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

"You know, having people get your name wrong all the time can put you in a pretty pissy mood... grr"  

[Yuki Solaria]

no, I am NOT a dude >_>  

[Neotepid]

No. I am not a hooker.

Runer: Hey. How much does it cost for a good time?

Yuki: mad *bashes Runner's head in and walks off steamed* Ergh! He's worst than Neo!  

[Yuki Solaria]

Neo: *holds grunny like a rabbit and rubs its nose against his* who's the good wittle wabbit? ^w^

Teenage Southern Girl #1: Ewww, its da pervert and now it looks like he likes having a good time with little rodents!

Neo: *looks up* O_O N-NO, you've got it all wrong! D:

Teenage Southern Girl #2: OMG really? I guess since he has no luck with the ladies, he's hitting on the little guys now >:I

Teenage Southern Girl #1: LETS GET 'IM!!

Neo: gonk WHYYYYY??????? *runs for it sobbing* crying  

[Neotepid]

(That's exactly why I hate grunnies. They get me killed.)

*runs for the hills and bumps into Yuki*

Neo: Y-y-yuki! Help. Those girls think I like furries! *begins to pant*

Yuki: What's a furry?

Neo: uh...it's like some weird anthromorphic fetish thing.

Yuki: Eww...*slaps*

Neo: Why! gonk *continues running*  

[Yuki Solaria]

(( lol))

Yuki: ...>_> maybe I shouldn't have slapped him...

Girls: *huff* *huff* Hey Lady, Have you seen a hobo-guitar dude around here?

Yuki: Huh? You mean Neo?

Girls: Yea, Whatever his name is!

Yuki: O_O Um...yea, he went that way *points in a direction completely different from where Neo went*

Girls: Thanks! *run in the direction*

Neo: *lifts up trashcan lid* a-are they gone? O_O *shivers*

Yuki: Yea, now get the hell outta here before I change my mind about beating the crap out of you <_<

Neo: gonk *runs in the direction the girls went* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!

Yuki: Hey wait! Thats where those girls went...

Neo: *already gone*

Yuki: ah, nevermind stare *walks away*