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Well, I'm going to sleep... Happy Birthday to me.

I still have so much work to do... a semester's worth, to be exact.

Well, more drunken posting, but before I call Allegro a f*****t for aiding me in my Phoenix Wright love, um, s**t, I just drew a blank. Oh wait. I made a Wikipedia page for Ribbin. Also written while drunk. Oh lulz. Read it while you can. Anyway, happy birthday Kegan. =D

HAW...

I wonder how long it'll stay there.

Your entry, that is.

Hey.

Buy this Pillow.

Japan is really weird sometimes.

Hm, if you look at it another way, it could be used as a comedic prop of sorts!

"What is THAT? Is that what it looks like I think it is?"

"What? Uh, n-no! It's merely a pillow that contours to the shape of my nech in the middle! Helps me sleep nice and easy!"

"Oh so it's a mere coincidence it looks like some girl's rack?"

"Okay, let's see. I guess I'm confused again. Am I here or am I there? I don't know. Over there, I'm everywhere, I know that, but here is connected to over there. Is that right? But then, where is the real me after all is said and done? Oh! There is no real me. I guess that's it. I only exist inside those people aware of my existence. But what about this me that I can hear talking, right here and now? It's me, isn't it? This me that's talking...who is it? Who's me?!"
*static*
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AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAAAAAAAAN--*shot*

Ifly, SEL. You're so ******** up and awesome.
Anyway, off to bed. G'night.

PAU