Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and forty-seven

Actually, I think I'll find something else or just nudge quietly. The novelty has kinda worn off.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and forty-eight

III. Things We Learned at the Movies

1. If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.

Found this in the general vicinity of the Evil Overlord lists and liked it better than the Murphy's Laws I found in the same place. ^^  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and forty-nine

2. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and fifty

3. Natural disasters only occur after the local mayor scoffs at the possibility.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and fifty-one

4. If an expert makes a prediction and is disbelieved, then it will come to pass exactly as he predicted. If he makes a prediction and is believed, it won't happen.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and fifty-two

5. Women staying in a haunted house should investigate any strange noises while wearing their most revealing underwear.

I do believe I am sensing quite a bit of sarcasm with this list. xd  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and fifty-three

6. Women's skin and hair can't be damaged by natural disasters, though their clothing can be shredded -- except for the bits required for minimal decency, which are made from completely indestructible fabric.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and fifty-four

7. If a man and a woman are exposed to the same conditions and the same environment, the man will need to wear more clothing than the woman.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge seven hundred and fifty-five

8. If a man and a woman meet under circumstances under which any two normal people would instantly hate each other, they will marry before the picture is over.  

[Shoafy]

bump 839.  

[Shoafy]

bump 840.  

[Divash]

Heh. These are funny, Ambrai.

Okay, off to work.  

[Shoafy]

bump 841.  

[Shoafy]

bump 842.  

[Shoafy]

bump 843.