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Zephyrkitty

Wantcookie

The greatest protesters in the history of mankind.

More awesome protesters.

I love these people, especially the silly hats only one XD. Rejected FTW.

-Dessynea-

Pretty awesome children's books

I wonder who would actually read these to their kids...

holy.... the german one is both disturbing and hilarious.  

[The Betgirl]

teh_n00b_huntr

Zephyrkitty

Wantcookie

The greatest protesters in the history of mankind.

More awesome protesters.

I love these people, especially the silly hats only one XD. Rejected FTW.

-Dessynea-

Pretty awesome children's books

I wonder who would actually read these to their kids...

holy.... the german one is both disturbing and hilarious.

Where that guy got the idea for that article:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-great-childrens-books-for-people-who-hate-their-children  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

The Betman

teh_n00b_huntr

Zephyrkitty

Wantcookie

The greatest protesters in the history of mankind.

More awesome protesters.

I love these people, especially the silly hats only one XD. Rejected FTW.

-Dessynea-

Pretty awesome children's books

I wonder who would actually read these to their kids...

holy.... the german one is both disturbing and hilarious.

Where that guy got the idea for that article:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-great-childrens-books-for-people-who-hate-their-children

eek

Quote:

The Gashlycrumb Tinies, a children’s picture book of children dying in various horrific (and alphabetized) ways

I want to read that book rofl  

[-Dessynea-]

teh_n00b_huntr

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The Gashlycrumb Tinies, a children’s picture book of children dying in various horrific (and alphabetized) ways

I want to read that book rofl

My entire gifted class from 8th grade is still obsessed with that book.

Wylr can still say the whole thing by heart.  

[Owwin]

Good, not a single superbowl commercial posted. They can go to hell.  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

Owwin

Good, not a single superbowl commercial posted. They can go to hell.

I liked the VW one with Stevie Wonder. Blind people are awesome at punch buggy.  

[WylrPnufh]

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech
G is for George, smothered under a rug
H is for Hector done in by a thug
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake
J is for James, who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate, done in with an axe
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacks
M is for Maude, who was swept out to sea
N is for Neville who died on ennui
O is for Olive, done in with an awl.
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quentin, who sank in a mire
R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan, who perished in fits
T is for Titus, who flew into bits
U is for Una who slipped down a drain
V is Victor, squashed under a train
W is for Winnie, embedded in ice
X is for Xerces, devoured by mice
Y is for Yorrick, who's head was caved in
Z is for Zillah, who drank to much gin.

And I didn't even look it up. =) Had to think a little, on a few though.  

[problematic briefcase]

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J is for James, who took lye by mistake

Isn't lye that s**t that burns the skin? How do you take melting acid? I mean, even as an accident, you'd have to realize something was not right based on smell alone. Or does it even smell?  

[Cabron the Swan]

Harupiggy

Quote:

J is for James, who took lye by mistake

Isn't lye that s**t that burns the skin? How do you take melting acid? I mean, even as an accident, you'd have to realize something was not right based on smell alone. Or does it even smell?

By mistake, of course.

 

[problematic briefcase]

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Quote:

J is for James, who took lye by mistake

Isn't lye that s**t that burns the skin? How do you take melting acid? I mean, even as an accident, you'd have to realize something was not right based on smell alone. Or does it even smell?

By mistake, of course.

Quite right.

Anyways, if you misread labels, survival of the fittest is doing it right.  

[Sir Codin]

SlR PRIZE

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech
G is for George, smothered under a rug
H is for Hector done in by a thug
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake
J is for James, who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate, done in with an axe
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacks
M is for Maude, who was swept out to sea
N is for Neville who died on ennui
O is for Olive, done in with an awl.
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quentin, who sank in a mire
R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan, who perished in fits
T is for Titus, who flew into bits
U is for Una who slipped down a drain
V is Victor, squashed under a train
W is for Winnie, embedded in ice
X is for Xerces, devoured by mice
Y is for Yorrick, who's head was caved in
Z is for Zillah, who drank to much gin.

And I didn't even look it up. =) Had to think a little, on a few though.

I feel like the biggest douchebag in the world for actually laughing at those.  

[WylrPnufh]

Lord of Armageddon

SlR PRIZE

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech
G is for George, smothered under a rug
H is for Hector done in by a thug
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake
J is for James, who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate, done in with an axe
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacks
M is for Maude, who was swept out to sea
N is for Neville who died on ennui
O is for Olive, done in with an awl.
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quentin, who sank in a mire
R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan, who perished in fits
T is for Titus, who flew into bits
U is for Una who slipped down a drain
V is Victor, squashed under a train
W is for Winnie, embedded in ice
X is for Xerces, devoured by mice
Y is for Yorrick, who's head was caved in
Z is for Zillah, who drank to much gin.

And I didn't even look it up. =) Had to think a little, on a few though.

I feel like the biggest douchebag in the world for actually laughing at those.

Nah, you'll feel like a douchebag, when you laugh, while seeing the pictures of the picture book. wink  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

SlR PRIZE

K is for Kate, done in with an axe

OH GOD, I REMEMBER THIS BOOK.

Scared the s**t out of me when I was little.
My name's Kate, you see.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

SlR PRIZE

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech
G is for George, smothered under a rug
H is for Hector done in by a thug
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake
J is for James, who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate, done in with an axe
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacks
M is for Maude, who was swept out to sea
N is for Neville who died on ennui
O is for Olive, done in with an awl.
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quentin, who sank in a mire
R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan, who perished in fits
T is for Titus, who flew into bits
U is for Una who slipped down a drain
V is Victor, squashed under a train
W is for Winnie, embedded in ice
X is for Xerces, devoured by mice
Y is for Yorrick, who's head was caved in
Z is for Zillah, who drank to much gin.

And I didn't even look it up. =) Had to think a little, on a few though.

I love you so much right now.
You and Edward Gorey.  

[l-Kriel-l]