The Safehouse {private}

[Pure T0rture]

Mayah Playah

"yeah, me too~" he hummed, curling into him.

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

Erysichthon's lips lightly kissed the skin of Thanatos' shoulder, and he smiled softly. "Darling, do you think we should get going to see if we can get Iris and Dante together?"

 

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Mayah Playah

carpal tunnel is a b!tch.... yay for advil.

resting his head against the rider's chest, the god paused for a moment in thought. "i suppose we should. its the only way either of them are going to be even remotely happy. even if they're just bed buddies at first, that should make things better."

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

"But how are we going to get them to realize they don't hate each other long enough to get them off?" asked Erysichthon. "I mean, they'll start off if they're drunk enough, but eventually they'll just stop."

 

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Mayah Playah

"i get the feeling that maybe all that we need to do is get things started for them." Thanatos smirked, straddling the rider. "and then things should happen on their own from there~"

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

He set his hands on his lover's hips, massaging gently. "Alright then. So how do we get them drunk?"

 

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Mayah Playah

"ask them to meet us at a bar without mentioning that we're inviting the other one along as well?" the god suggested, blushing lightly as he played with the rider's hair.

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

Erysichthon shook his head, hands migrating north to grip the man's waist. "Naw, Dante wouldn't believe me. He'd think I'd be trying to get him in bed."

 

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Mayah Playah

"family dinner and we spike their drinks??" he asked, raising an eyebrow while his blush grew.

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

The Rider's hands continued north, soon toying with the death god's nipples. "What if...we just get them drunk in separate areas, then lock them in Iris' sex room?"

 

[Pure T0rture]

Mayah Playah

"th-that'd w-work!" he gasped, biting his lip. "we could tell them you and i got into a fight, and then ask them to go out drinking with us?"

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

He pinched hard, looking at his lover in thought. "Even though we never fight."

 

[Pure T0rture]

Mayah Playah

"the first fights are usually the w-worst...." he mumbled, biting back a moan.

 

[Mayah Playah]

Pure T0rture

He pinched them hard, smirking now. "Then what were we fighting about? Did I catch you flirting with the pizza man and accuse you of cheating?"

 

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Mayah Playah

moaning, the god curled into the rider's chest, his face a dark pink. "e-erys!" he gasped, panting hard. "d-don't tease me like that!"