The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[petalcloudfishiedog]

Does the kitty say moo, bark or quack?  

[John Obake]

kittens say MOAWW.

Why?  

[luvamberbug]

y cant peguins talk  

[TheNightmare793]

I ate all of them, and dude... they were good!  

[Fire 0ak]

Why the blastit does Mac Dunalds sell oat meal? It concerns me greatly. gonk  

[rak999]

What's a jabberwocky? Is it related to Hillary Clinton?  

[Fire 0ak]

Don't tell them I told you this but Jabberwockies are terrible at mini-gold.
Also they tend to have great fear for Hillary Clinton. My guess is prolly her hair piece resembles their former chieftain.  

[porkypig123456]

Mcdonalds sells oatmeal at their pitiful attempt to try and create a more healthier breakfast menu. However it doesn't work out well since it's Mcdonalds....  

[Fire 0ak]

The truth is Mc Donalds wants to kill everyone and take the money out of their pockets.
Why would you use tree bark for that!? gonk  

[i hate a lot of things]

if actions are stronger than words, how is the pen mightier than the sword?  

[Mutant Headcrab]

Adorf Hatler

if actions are stronger than words, how is the pen mightier than the sword?

Because writing eloquent poetry hurts my wrist more than swordplay.

Would a flattened out waffle iron just be a pancake maker?  

[Mister twisted]

Mutant Headcrab

Adorf Hatler

if actions are stronger than words, how is the pen mightier than the sword?

Because writing eloquent poetry hurts my wrist more than swordplay.

Would a flattened out waffle iron just be a pancake maker?

Your "poetry" hurts more peoples ears than any sword could.  

[Facta Non Verba]

Xoche

Why do idiots claim to have 'intelligence'?

Because they're in the CIA and spying on all of us. ninja

Who invented sarcasm?  

[BatByte]

Facta Non Verba

Who invented sarcasm?

Why, do you want to go and meet them or something?