Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Ichigo Kurosaki100k]

lol my bad I was typing fast because I didn't have that much time on gaia and had to go...-pyrojunk888 he told me over pm when he had to go  

[Pyrojunk]

Merchant:Watcha sellin?
Leon: This *gives grenade*
Merchant: Thank you hehehe
*Leon walks away and merchant notices the the grenade is live*
Merchant: Fu- *BOOM*
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Merchant: Sorry...not for sale.
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Wesker: WTF was Umbrella thinking, making the T-Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Merchant: "Tipping... Is not a city in china, stranger."  

[Pyrojunk]

Barry: Hand me a shotgun this magnum's crap!
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Leon: I wish these guys would speak English!
Ganado: Actually I speak a fluent variety of the English vocabularary.
I just never thught you would bother listening to your own languange and thought it might be a great learning experiance for you to learn a different language such as Span-
*Leon fire a bullet into the Ganado's head*
Leon: Just STFU I wasn't asking for you to talk damn!
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Merchant; I ain't buying your crappy little stuff like that little handgun of yours!
*Leon points gun at merchant head*
Leon: Your life is crappy *fires gun*
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Brad: Come get me you little freaks I'm a gonna whoop yo asses!
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Ashley; Gimme that! *takes Leons TMP*
Ashley: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU ASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Leon:.....Couldn't you have done that When you were trapped in a cell!!!  

[Resident_Kyo]

Leon: i wonder if Ada has any feelings for me  

[Pyrojunk]

Claire: Screw Chris I wonder what Leon is doing....?
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Alexia: Ewwwwww Stupid bugs!
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Hunnigan: Leon....Leon.....LEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!
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Wesker: S.T.A.R.S. Are better thean Umbrella
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When Jill approaches Nemesis her vision blurs and a choice is need to this question...

In Resident Evil 2 who were the main Characters?
*Jill thinking*: Crap I wasn't In that one.....Oh I know!
A: Leon and Claire
B: Manapopsicle and kids
C: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln
D: Batman and Robin
Jill: ITS A!!!!
*her concience*: Is that your final answer?
Jill: YEEEEEEEEEE- *Nemesis Tentacle PWNs her*
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*Leon is knocked out*
Ashley: YAAAAAAHHH!!!!
*Ashley beats the crap outta all the Ganados and Illuminados*
Ashley:I owned you all!
Leon: What did you say?
Ashley: Help me Leon!!!  

[cadaverous013]

Chris: Why do you keep chasing me Wesker?!
Wesker: Truth to tell Chris... I find you quite attractive. -Blush.-
Chris: Oh, I see- Wait, WTF?! O_O ?

 

[Biohazard EXTREME]

][Wolfie][

Chris: Why do you keep chasing me Wesker?!
Wesker: Truth to tell Chris... I find you quite attractive. -Blush.-
Chris: Oh, I see- Wait, WTF?! O_O ?

You're right. He'd NEVER say that.  

[Psychotic_Relations]

Hunk:I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, and I pity any girl who isn't me today!!!!!*whilst snapping ganandos necks*  

[BabyOil]

I hope this hasn't been posted. XD Sorry if it has.
Ashley: Leon, want to do overtime?
Leon: HELL YAH!  

[Canas Renvall]

Wesker: *walking around with a zombie dog on a chain* Meet my prettiest wittle puppy, Poochie! Isn't he so pwetteh? >3  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker: Chris. Since you're my best man... I'll let you carry the wedding ring.  

[Alexia Ashford]

Alexia: I just LOVE romantic walks in the park! heart biggrin  

[IslanderRyuya808]

Just a couple of things that I never would hear

Barry:"I really do want a Jill sandwich!!"
Jill:"Uhhhhh....What????"

Alfred:"Oh sh!t....."(looks at Claire).....Damn shes hot!!!"(pushes Alexia away)

Jill: Who to choose.......Chris or Carlos?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker to Alexia: You are responsible for the creation of T-Veronica virus! And now, the only existing sample is in your body! I want it, now!... Your body, I mean... Not the sample!