Bring out the inner thief in you!

[Moonracer]

*Uses new potion to freeze you and makes off with you.* Yes, I'm greedy! *Sells you on Ebay to highest bidder*

(I wanted something new to yoink so went for the whole package since I've stolen everything else.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Steals the fire under your pot.  

[Moonracer]

*blinks* Wow you can do that? Man you're good!!!

*Walks behind you and takes all your books.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Steals your socks without removing your shoes.

(yes - I'm THAT good - LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*Taps your right shoulder quickly moves to your left and snatches the globe and runs for it.*

(Wow man that's good. *bows to the all mighty thief.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Vaccuums up your red ground smoke with my dust-buster and runs off.

(thank you, thank you very much - he's not dead, he just went home)  

[Moonracer]

*Pulls an acrobatic move and swipes your hat.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Drops from the sky, grabs your sword and slashes you away with it. Then dashes away into the night.  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up grabs globe beats you within an inch of your life with it then walks away happily with dented globe.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

LOL (that one made me laugh)

Runs up to you, pushes you down and runs off with your boots.  

[Moonracer]

(*chuckles* I'm glad it made you laugh. ^_^)

Ooo good idea! *runs up pushes you down and yoinks pants then prances off smacking into a tree as one hand is covering eyes to be virgin eyes safe.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(thanks ^.^ )

hehe, pushes you down, grabs your skirt, and runs off.
tis a push fest ^.^  

[Moonracer]

(Welcome ^_^)

*Pushes you down and goes all fangirl as I pull off your fur coat and runs off with it.* I've got it!!!

(*chuckles* I've noticed!)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Pushes you down, cuts your hair off, and runs off with it.  

[Moonracer]

*Pushes you down and grabs your goggles nearly braking your neck on accident as I run off with your goggles which eventually snap off and nail me* Owie! That hurt you mean things! *rubs face and runs off with prize*