X_summers_X
unchanging
yesterday you were abducted from your home by nameless thugs
they brought you to their secret lair, and force fed you lentils for 3 hours
and you enjoyed it.
lentils? eww..
You had a wet dream about Josh Groban, Enrique Iglesias, Gary Lightbody, and Tom Linton having a... foursome.
- eat your legumes! twisted
.. you're capable of corrupting the minds of children, you know that?
you keep a daily record of your bowel movements in a journal.