Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then when Christmas comes along, Santa comes and says, "Sorry, the drum set that goes with it got crushed in the crash on your rooftop. I guess I'm going to have to revoke those skills unless you want a thousand lawsuits."

I wish I didn't have this icky sinus infection 'nymore.

((D8 I haven't been here in FOREVER!!!))  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it's replaced by a nose tumor.

I wish I had a pet red panda.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but it turns out that it was a regular panda covered in blood.

I wish all the schoolwork would shut itself up! stressed  

[II-geek100-s-d0rK-II]

granted,but she's rite about santa.He promises and nvr does it. sweatdrop  

[LordKhrima]

funsun_7410

santa.

Granted, but he's too fat to fit down your chimney.

I wish I more interesting clothes.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Granted...
But they are too small for you to wear.

I wish I had a water bed...  

[Kitsoenix]

granted, but the first night you get into it, the knife in your back pocket slices the lining open and spill the water everywhere.




i wish i had a longer xbox live subscription.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Lol that has actually happened to me!

Granted.
But your xbox overheats and explodes from all the extra use...

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[II-geek100-s-d0rK-II]

granted,but then a red-eyed-rat turns out to be a a possum with sprayed white fur and contacts. lol. lol  

[LordKhrima]

alar1223

lol

Granted, but then: burning_eyes

(You should wish for something after you grant someone's wish. It's fun. razz )

I wish for a toy boat.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but it explodes into many splinters which stab you mercilessly.

If I ever die, I wish for a morbidly delicious death.

((xD Today's my "Random Wish" Day!))  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, you suddenly taste delicious and are eaten by all of your loved ones.

I wish for an aborted fetus.  

[mysticaldragonmastergurl]

((creepy wish...)) Granted but then it comes to life and ends up needing medical care for the rest of its life.

I wish I didn't have to drive to work in this nasty weather.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now you have to walk through it.

I wish my bed wasn't missing a few springs. x.x  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it is missing everything else.

I wish I had more soda.