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 Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:31 pm
Suddenly, Cookie. One of him. *Insert filthy actions* with you being thrown off a cliff and into a tank of ShamWows, which absorb all your blood and then you finally die. WITH A 40 DOLLAR VALUE FOR ONLY 19.99!
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:32 am
TV spokes people! 4 of them! kill you the same way they killed Billy Maze Mays (how do you spell it?); With a deathnote!
Now the power to kill all who opose you in the palm of your hand, comes with a free pen, shinigami eyes and instruction booklet! Thats a $40 value, only $19.99.
Call withen the next 15 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, and get a second deathnote free! only pay sepret shipping and handeling!
That's a $70 value, yours for $19.99 you can't miss this exlusive offer!
Just call 555-screw-you-over!
This is the text we put in so we can screw you without getting sewed.
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:56 pm
Death by PBS b***htele-thon. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ELMO SAVES CHRISTMAS! gonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:12 pm
Stepped on by a giant.
TRIS FIX THE ******** TITLE
OR SOMEONE ELSE
GOD
It kills me every time I see it
AVITAR
AVIT
AVI
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:14 pm
 Death by thread title. That one was easy.
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:14 pm
WylrPnufh Stepped on by a giant. TRIS FIX THE ******** TITLE OR SOMEONE ELSE GOD It kills me every time I see it AVITAR AVIT AVI VI I
Tch. Damn yu typing faster than me.
Now I got nothing.
Also, I second the title always annoying the crap out of me. Drives me crazy.
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:16 pm
Killed by the townspeople in the form of a mob.
Apparently they dont like Nazis of any form. not even GRAMMAR NAZIS.
HEY LOOK, I DIDNT USE AN APOSTROPHE IN NAZIS OR DIDNT.
xd luv u wylr.
EDIT - ******** DOUBLE ninja 'd
Killed by LPS' v****a devouring him whole .
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:42 pm
J of The Wind Killed by the townspeople in the form of a mob. Apparently they dont like Nazis of any form. not even GRAMMAR NAZIS. HEY LOOK, I DIDNT USE AN APOSTROPHE IN NAZIS OR DIDNT. xd luv u wylr. EDIT - ******** DOUBLE ninja 'd Killed by LPS' v****a devouring him whole . THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO HAVE AN APOSTROPHE IN THE WORD NAZIS. THEREFORE YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED. And then you were hit by a truck full of English teachers.
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:58 pm
@ Digi- Death from masturbation. Thats what happens when the Grim reaper gets lonely. He commits suicide. xd The Awkwardest Turtle J of The Wind Killed by the townspeople in the form of a mob. Apparently they dont like Nazis of any form. not even GRAMMAR NAZIS. HEY LOOK, I DIDNT USE AN APOSTROPHE IN NAZIS OR DIDNT. xd luv u wylr. EDIT - ******** DOUBLE ninja 'd Killed by LPS' v****a devouring him whole . THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO HAVE AN APOSTROPHE IN THE WORD NAZIS. THEREFORE YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED. And then you were hit by a truck full of English teachers. YOUR FACE IS FLAWED.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:04 am
The Locust get smart and bomb your knee-high wall.
Prepare to become swiss cheese.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:50 am
Your tub overflows with rainbow vomit. You try to escape but everyone knows that rainbows are the second deadliest substance in the world.
It condenses like liquid cement and hardens, leaving you trapped and your body full of rainbow goodness.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:55 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:59 am
Eaten by cats. C WUT I DID THAR?!?! Pho, wtf, where have you been? XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:03 pm
...no!
Cancer of some kind.
Um, I don't know actually. Hahaha, busy lately I guess.
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