What would the avatar above you say?

[Best Fapper Alive]

"I got this from the new, Elf Chic, line"  

[Taigamma]

"Despite my looks, I'm actually quite f***ed up!"  

[Best Fapper Alive]

(You know me so well...weird.)
"Rainbow Warriors UNITE"  

[12344321I]

"Hello there stranger, want a weapon..."  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Hello there stranger...would you like to die?"  

[Scars-of-an-Undead]

"...I'm going to struggle putting this cigarette back into my mouth >:T "

 

[Serg is Fluffy]

"youd think after the doc fixed up all my other injuries. . .he would have at least taken out this damned knife!!"

 

[Elleine]

"My duck drank all the booze"  

[Eumorpha]

"And now I call my Blue Eyes White Dragon!"  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Does this shirt make my hips look like a pumpkin?"  

[Taigamma]

"I have a surprise. Wanna see it? I'll give you a clue. Purple and Tight."  

[Eumorpha]

"Real men rock rainbows, and I am waiting for a real man to come to my house and rock my rainbow."  

[Elleine]

"whenever i look at these doves, i become hungry"  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Ohmigod...it's a lizard..."  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

"Don penguin gonna steal your liver, natch."