Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[44hrygydi]

She would disappear for days.  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

because she wouldn't let me stand under her umbrella ella ella a a a  

[373s8f5789d30]

Because she loved her cat more than me.  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

because he refused to shave  

[373s8f5789d30]

She didn't like my manly stubble.  

[Aquamere]

he would rather fight random people than be with me  

[soccerrox852]

Because I couldn't see her face... eek  

[Aquamere]

cuase she stole my easter eggs  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

because her mood was always deadly  

[Aquamere]

cuase she stole me tiger  

[44hrygydi]

Because she looked like a genie but never granted me my wishes. :[  

[Aquamere]

cuase she never let me play in the rain with her  

[PhycoSand2]

because she always wants to play in the rain instad of speending time with me!  

[44hrygydi]

She spent more time in the museum than with me. Always playing with those dinosaur bones.  

[PhycoSand2]

she ddint under stand my love for dinosaurs!