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 Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:46 pm
Nudge seven hundred and fifty-eight
11. If a woman takes a bath, bubbles will cover the naughty bits. If she takes a shower and reveals her naughty bits, she will die.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:48 pm
Nudge seven hundred and fifty-nine
12. If a blonde and a brunette are in equal peril, the brunette will die.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:50 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty
13. White characters have the best survival rate.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:52 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-one
14. High class strippers with a heart of gold can and will, if the plot demands it, turn out to have specialized technical skills and abilities.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:55 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-two
15. Most humane action is initiated by shy loners.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:56 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-three
16. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:59 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-four
17. It's easy to pull the pin on a grenade with your teeth.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:00 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-five
18. An explosive device capable of leveling a large office building will fit inside a toolbox or small backpack.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:02 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-six
19. Potentially fatal attacks are always preceded by a false alarm a few seconds earlier.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:04 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-seven
20. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:07 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-seven
21. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:09 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-eight
22. A million dollars in cash or cocaine will invariably take up exactly the amount of space available in your briefcase.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:12 pm
Nudge seven hundred and sixty-nine
23. The only people who ride city buses are "victims."
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:14 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy
24. The universal medical procedure is defibrilation. Any time an EMT appears in a scene he/she will defibrilate someone before going back home. ER doctors defibrilate all patients, regardless of complaint.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:16 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-one
25. If defibrillation doesn't work, the best way to revive someone whose heart has stopped is to scream "You can't do this to me! I love you, goddammit!" at them.
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