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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:01 pm
What the hell? When am I going to be able to reap his soul? The guy just won't die! ninja *tosses in some female weightlifters* That'll do the trick.
(No. I was joking about the black thing. For some reason, we joke like that. There could be a bunch of black kids in the room, and if one is "done wrong" they may respond with, "It's because I'm black isn't it?" and all of them are the same race. I was just being stupid.)
Neo: *crawls away from the girls* Oh man. I think I got a..way? *looks up at buff women* Sunuva-*gets beaten up*
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:42 pm
Music Notes: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayyyyyyy!!" 8D
Neo: Oh god! MAKE IT STOPPP!!!! gonk
Music Notes: "Silver bellllllllllls, silver belllllllllllls, it's Christmas tiiiiiiiiime in the cityyyyyyy..."
Neo: *in fetal position on the floor* crying
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:17 am
*Joins in with Gresley in his Holiday cheer*
Runner: "Rocking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop. Mistletoe hung where you can see every couple tries to stop. Rocking around the Christmas tree, let the Christmas spirit ring later we'll be having some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling."
Neotepid: "Oh my gosh why do you torture me so? gonk " Runner: "Because I can!! blaugh "
*continuing from where Runner left off, Gresley joins in*
Gresley and Runner: "You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing lets be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly. Rocking around the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday. Everyone dancing in the new old-fashioned way."
Neotepid: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! crying "
Runner: "Eat that Scrooge! scream "
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:55 am
The Night is Darkest... "If it moves, I can shoot it." Carolers start singing: "Greensleeves was all my joy/Greensleeves was my delight,/Greensleeves was my heart of gold,/ And who but my lady greensleeves..." *turns, aims, pulls trigger* *click* "Dangit! Out of bullets!" ...Before the Dawn
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:44 pm
*Reloads and then shoots the non-annoying carolers so that they won't interfere*
Runner: "How did I get the ammo you ask? Simple its all because of muy new product; Ammo in a jar. ;D"
Horyoku Yoake: "Caroling annoys Neotepid anyways...just let the skinny one continue singing."
Skinny Caroler: "You're a mean one Mr Grinch You really are a heel You’re as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your Hearts an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half Foot pole
You’re a vile one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I’d take the a seasick crocodile
You’re a foul one Mr. Grinch You’re a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch
The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote Stink, Stank, Stonk
You’re a rotter Mr. Grinch You’re the king of sinful sots Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch
Your sole is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super naus You’re a crooked jerky jockey and, you drive a crooked horse Mr. Grinch
You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich With arsenic sauce! "
Neotepid: "Oh my gosh why!!? And why do you keep mistaking me with Null Void? gonk "
Runner: "You have a split personallity or something? stare "
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:13 pm
Yuki: *stands up after getting shot in the head and bullet falls out* I've gotten shot before runner that doesn't kill me <_<
Runner: Darn...
Yuki: *yawn* time to end this *opens up spell book and chants a spell that reduces all zombies to dust*
Runner: gee, way to ruin the fun
Yuki: *shrug* works for me *leaves*
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:22 pm
HOW MANY MORE HOUSES DO I HAVE TO CAROL TOO TILL I'M DONE!!!! gonk
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:56 pm
"I've been really good this year Santa~"
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:58 pm
scream PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO FROSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:13 pm
"I'm not dead, I can come out of this picture frame any time i want to"
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:48 pm
"I wanted to be a wizard, but that position was already filled. Now i'm stuck being a fairy. Should've seen the look on my parents faces when i told them...."
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:17 am
((Oh, jeez! I can't believe you made that joke!))
Do you think the high gloss makes my butt look big?
Guy off in the distance: No!
Dammit... I heard guys like big butts nowadays...
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:28 am
"I knew i should have shot that ghost, now it's stuck on me!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:59 pm
I'm the upgraded form of Jack Frost!
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:01 pm
I wrote this x-mas carol just for you ^^
the- *door slams in face*
....>_>
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