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 Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:18 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-two
26. There are only a few real medical problems. Cancer means "I am being taken out of the plot soon and must tie up my affairs." Brain injuries and tumors mean the plot is going to hinge on amnesia. Bad skin problems signify the same character constellation that Elizabethans associated with bastardy.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:20 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-three
27. A cup of black coffee/splash of cold water in face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:21 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-four
28. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:24 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-five
29. All minorities possess mystical knowledge. If they wind up in a fight where their choice of method is either Western technology or somekinda mystical tribal thing, the fight cannot end until the former has failed them and the latter has been invoked.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:25 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-six
30. The Chief of Police is always black.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:27 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-seven
31. If an investigation proves difficult, a Chief of Police will either suspend his star detective or give him 48 hours to finish the job. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:28 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-eight
32. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:30 pm
Nudge seven hundred and seventy-nine
33. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:33 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty
34. Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:37 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-one
35. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -- even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:40 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-two
36. The more people there are firing at you, the less likely they are to hit you.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:42 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-three
37. You can only threaten someone with a gun if you are within arm's reach of them.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:48 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-four
38. If a man with a machine gun and a man with a pistol have a gunfight, the man with the pistol will win.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:50 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-five
39. One man shooting at twenty men has a better chance of killing them all than twenty men firing at one.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:53 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-six
40. The world's most accurate, easy-to-use weapon is the .38 cal revolver with a 3" barrel.
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