Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

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Nudge seven hundred and eighty-seven

41. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always find a new one lying around the next time you need one.  

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Nudge seven hundred and eighty-eight

42. Give a man one gun and he's Superman. Give him two, and he's God.  

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Nudge seven hundred and eighty-nine

43. No one ever aims at the legs of a monster that's chasing them. They just keep running away, pausing every now and then to pump bullets into its torso, until it overtakes and kills them.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety

44. No matter how dead you think you've killed a bad guy, he can still get up at least three more times.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-one

45. Cats are spring-loaded, and are most commonly found inside closets or cabinets which are equipped with doors that can't be operated by cats.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-two

46. The strongest force governing human survival is the possession of a name.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-three

47. It is possible to use a helicopter to sneak up on someone.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-four

48. A monster can always sneak up on you, no matter how big or clumsy it is.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-five

49. It's easy to walk through an unfamiliar forest on a moonless night.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-six

50. A leap from a hotel roof is completely safe as long as you can land in the pool.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-seven

51. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to handle realtime videophone contact, and can override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-eight

52. Any self-respecting modem can handle about two gigabytes of data per second.  

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Nudge seven hundred and ninety-nine

53. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.  

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Nudge eight hundred

54. Attractive women sometimes fall for weird-looking aliens, but attractive men only fall for attractive women.  

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Nudge eight hundred and one

55. The feasibility of an idea is inversely proportional to its initial apparent plausibility.