Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Son of a!!" The pilots grumbled again, scrambling back for the closet.

". . ."  

[Zahzi]

"...Should I ask what is going on in here..?" The Gray Baron asked, looking in Demi's room and noticing the closet rocking back and fourth.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Nothing!!" The lone pilot who was out exclaimed, turning around to face The Gray Baron.

". . .There's men in my closet. . ." Demi said bluntly, a soft curse being heard from the closet after she ratted them out. ". . .I think their gay and their struggling to come out. . ."

"WHAT?!"

"Shh!!"  

[Zahzi]

"I see.." The Gray Baron said, nodding before looking at the pilot in front of him.
"...I suggest you run before I take care of you as well..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The pilot was already gone. . .

". . .So what brings you here. . ?"  

[Zahzi]

"Gil asked me to watch you while you were drugged..." The Gray Baron said, walking over to the closet and prodding it with his cane.
"Heeeeeey...Gay men...How about you go somewhere else before I forget myself?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"WE ARE NOT GAY!!"

"Oh for the love of..."

". . .Oh. . .Ok. . ."  

[Zahzi]

"Well if you're not gay, then coming out of the closet would be rather confusing..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"It's a metephor, you stupid old coot!!"

"I think they had other intentions anyway to prove their not gay. . ."

"...Son of a..."

"Oh yes. Lets blurt out our plans right in front of the drugged chick... MORON."

"Shut up!!"  

[Zahzi]

"I'm going to give you three seconds to come out and get out of this room before I start picking you off one by one..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

All seven pilots hiding in the closet were out in less than two... if you didn't count several of them getting stuck in the door as they tried to squeeze out all at once.

". . .That was a large gay orgy."  

[Zahzi]

The Gray Baron looked at them all before looking at the open closet, tilting his head.
"...How did they...Fit in there..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I dunno. . . Practice in the circus maybe?"  

[Zahzi]

"...Highly doubt it..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I dunno then..." Demi shrugged, staring at him dully. "All I know is they came here for loot and found me."