Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

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69. All aliens have single monolithic culture: one language, one religion, one outfit, one planet.  

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70. Good chess players can see fifteen or twenty moves ahead, in detail, from a middle game, where there are still many pieces on the board.  

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71. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.  

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72. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war -- unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.  

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73. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.  

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74. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.  

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75. You can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris.  

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76. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.  

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77. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.  

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78. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.  

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79. The jungles of Vietnam were filled with Nautilus machines.  

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80. Stripping to the waist makes a man invulnerable to bullets.  

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81. Magical forces cluster in the visible portion of the electromagnetic spectrum.  

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82. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.  

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83. If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods.