What would the avatar above you say?

[Guardioz]

"I'm Late for the Christmas Ball!"  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

"I'm feelin' a little blue."  

[So Zetta SIow]

" Sarah Conner, I have come to kill you. "

biggrin  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

"Pay the fine, or suffer my wrath!!!" scream  

[So Zetta SIow]

( Ninjas don't say that. gonk )

"Muhahahhaha!!!"  

[GAKUP0 KAMUI]

" Ignore me!"  

[redheadsrule13]

That's right boys and girls Santa's been replace twisted  

[Neotepid]

No. I am not an elf. No. I am not that short. No, I do not live in the north pole. No, I am not Santa's little b***h. NO, I-huh? Do I want to lick you can...Oh HELL NO!  

[Guardioz]

"Are you prepared to die? No? Too bad!"  

[So Zetta SIow]

"'You've picked the wrong opponent, prepare to die!!""  

[Neotepid]

Watch! I'll defeat you all by dressing stylish! *dramatic pose* Ain't I fabulous? *gets 10 dollars for winning beauty pageant contest*  

[redheadsrule13]

Neotepid: how much longer do i have to hold this pose???

Painter: I am not finished yet!! Creative genius cannot be rushed!

Neotepid: But I have to pee!!!  

[So Zetta SIow]

Runner: " What was that remark foo? -_-' "

Neotepid: "You heard me shirley!"

Runner: "Bite meh pervy. D:<"

redheadsrule13: "Wait wut?"

*Runner unsheaths his sword which causes an epic fight between him and Neo, Runner almost won, but redheadsrule13 kicked them both in the nuts so it became a draw*

Neotepid: "OW my dragonballs. @-@"

Runner: "AH! My grapefruit. @-@"

Neotepid: "So you do have a pair..."

*Runner reaches over and kicks Neotepid in his nuts, causing him to bleed*

Runner: "Jerk! D<"  

[Neotepid]

Neotepid: *begins to fall over, but not before shooting you in the nuts*

Runner: Ah! You shot the boys!

Neo: Can't run now, can ya?  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

-is still in pain-

"Ah, but I can't run either... damn."