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Strawberry Cupcake: Because Shortcake is not RK-OWnAGE

Sauvie was enjoying a delicious cupcake one day. He loves cupcakes, but not shortcake. He also enjoys a good Chunky Soup on occasion. Sauvie also enjoys Dixie Kong, Samus Aran (but not her new games), and hating on Masahiro Sakurai for not putting Dixie Kong into Brawl, even though she would be, like, the stupidest character ever. Actually, he complains when Dixie Kong isn't in any game, which is the main reason he dislikes Metroid Prime and Mario Galaxy.
One day, Sauvie's mother cautiously came into his room. He eyed her angrily, she KNEW he didn't like when she came into his room unless she had some goddamn french fries or was dressed as Dixie Kong.
“Mark” she said, with fear in her voice “We...we are out of food, and.. and I was wondering if you could walk..”
The minute she uttered that word, Mark exploded. It was like a giant pear shaped jell-o mold just danced with PURE FURY.
“You know how I feel about walking.” He bachelloed (which is a word like “bellowed” only more INTENSE, and more fat).
But this time, his mother had a gun. She pointed at him, and his eyes widened like huge dinner plates. He decided that if he didn't want to die, he would have to walk to the store and get some food. It might kill him, but his chances were better there than with a gunshot inside of him.
On the way there, he daydreamed about Dixie Kong. Some kids started to mock him because he had a raging erection.
“Oh Dixie, only I understand you. That stupid Sakurai will never get it.” But he just remembered somebody had insulted his honor. He got an INTENSE look on his face. He taught them a lesson with some awesome RK-OwNagE move. What is RK- Ownage, you ask? Nobody really knows (cares). Experts believe it may have something to do with wrestling. Because Sauvie loves watching muscular sweaty men fondle each other. It is because of this love that his next move was so bizarre.
He said “I will SUCK YO d**k.” And then guess what he did? He sucked his d**k!
That guy never insulted Sauvie again. Although, every other week it seems like the guy wants him to show off some more wrestling moves. Sauvie also has a wrestling move he calls the “screw attack”, but it is not like Samus' at all.


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This is the first in a series of people I had slated to be drawn.

Reg down, Ginn to go.

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"You guys post too fast"
-4 hours later-
We're on the same page.
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