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 Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:43 pm
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87. If there is a large bump in a downhill road, a speeding car will fly over it and hit the ground in shower of sparks. Unsecured passengers will not be injured, and no tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur. The car will then execute a sharp turn involving a skid.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:45 pm
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88. If, during a fencing match, the combatants demonstrate their skill by cutting through all the candles on a candelabrum, the light level in the room will remain constant.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:46 pm
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89. A slight blow to the head can cause total amnesia, but neither that nor a blow sufficient to knock a person unconscious is enough to cause concussion or other brain damage.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:49 pm
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90. Losing a hand causes the stump of your arm to grow six inches.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:50 pm
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91. Gunshot wounds will not disable you as long as you still have an important task left to do.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:52 pm
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92. No one dies in an elevated position without falling from there to the ground, even if they have to jump to do it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:54 pm
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93. Anyone who falls from a high place while dying will let out a loud sustained shriek, even if they've just been shot several times in the chest.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:55 pm
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94. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:58 pm
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95. Any government-developed virus or biological agent will have no known cure.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:00 pm
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96. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur, will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:02 pm
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97. Electricity will travel any distance through water to electrocute the villain, rather than go immediately to ground (e.g. a toaster tossed into the shallow end of a swimming pool will nail the bad guy over by the diving board).
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:03 pm
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98. You can only electrocute someone while you are looking directly at them.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:04 pm
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99. Circuit breakers don't work.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:06 pm
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100. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -- even while scuba diving.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:09 pm
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101. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
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