Well, Yoder, that was the fun part. The racy stuff evidently happened while we were both drunk the night before. Turns out that girl was the daughter of a rather prominent trader that was moving through town, and the guard was her bodyguard. Word to the wise- don't wake a dwarf.
With a pounding headache Ignous got up, and the moment he started to answer the door, a sword plunged through. Thankfully it opened inward, and using a rather high strength, he slammed the door back on that arm. Literally breaking the guard's arm, the sword fell to the floor and when Ignous opened it, holding that sword, the guard explained. Of course facing a hung over (and naked dwarf) with his wolf is not a great way to start his day.
Beign told that the girl will be out when she is ready, Ignous just walked back to the bed, peeked at the rather meek girl and offered to pick up where they left off.
wink Nothing happened, but that was a fun way to introduce me to that world! *
wonders if he should put the full version in the author's forum*
RavingGale
Talon, love the player death story.
Yeah, again, that was the abbridged version. I have so many tales of Ignous . . . including a lengthy bit dealing with Daega. The 'personally damned' bit came from a rather sensitive thing for her. Evidently this goddess had only taken three lovers in her time. One of them kinda went nuts . . . started to kill anybody that didn't follow her religon. Unwilling to kill her lover, Daega imprisoned him in the ground under a tree. He was kept asleep and safe until somebody that could defeat him came along.
Guess who happend to show up? My group! When we finally beat him, Ignous was not going to take any chances. After beheading the body, I couldn't help but make a few off-colour jokes as I carried his head away. Things like "It's so hard to get a head in the world." Daega herself had enough . . . and appeared behind me, and froze me with a touch on my shoulder.
After asking in a rather calm voice whether I am going to stop that, things got bad. Without the ability to move, Ignous couldn't say anything and not realizing that teh goddess was reading his thoughts, she got some . . . colorful responses. To the world, we both disappeared for three seconds. For Ignous, it was a great deal longer. Even longer than it shoudl ahve been had he not called her lover a 'genocidal a*****e' to her face.
rofl 
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