Tuesday's Contest: Captions, you know you love them. ;D

[lemonmerang93]

Submission 1

Teacher= scream PHEE PHYY PHOE PHUM! I SMELL A STINKY BUM!!

Student= Wtf?! gonk

Submission 2

Teacher= NAP TIIIIME!!! LETZ CUDDLEZ!!! twisted

Student= Oh dear GOD!! NOT AGAIN!! eek crying


lol I know.. They're kinda lame.. but hey.. Im trying my best lol razz  

[iSnuffles]

rofl The Pelvic Thrust Fairy just corrupted the last few entires.  

[GothVII]

Submission 1

Teacher = *Pac-Man song*
Student = OH NOES!! PAC-TEACHER!! gonk SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!!!


Submission 2

Teacher = I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR a** OUT OF YOU!!! scream
Student = p-p-please ^^' g-go easy on me, I'm virgin xD  

[Xx_ M i M i]

Submission 1

Taiga: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN!?
other:....not personally x.x;

Submission 2

Student: So..Whats the Symbology in that?
Taiga: SSSSYMBOLISM, WHAT IS THE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYMBOLISM!
Student: o.o;...  

[t o a s t s t i x]

My second entry prolly makes sense to only those who have seen the commerical.

xp  

[Cr4zySqirrel]

Submission

Other: WHAT'S THAT STICKING OUT YOUR PANTS!!!??
Taiga: Uhh...a ruler -.-'

Submission

Teacher: *hugs student from behind*YAY! You finally pass!
Student: *jumps forward* WAT THE HELL POKED MY a**!??
Teacher: Whoops...  

[JoshuaZX]

Submission


Taiga: I Demand All Your Females, and some Twinkies
Scared Dude: S-S-S-Sorry sir! B-B-But we don't sell Twinkies.
W-W-We also only have Cheap Fat Females

Taiga: WHAT?!..........Fine, ill take a Snickers and a red bull.
Dude:Yes Sir!
*Taiga starts to leave*
Dude: Please Come Again!


Muhaha thats mine, i hope i win ^_^  

[Moonlight_Bella]

Submission 1



Other: This is blasphemy! This is madness.. sweatdrop
Taiga: Madness..? THIS. IS. SPARTA!! scream *kick*

Submission 2



Taiga: BANNED!!
Other: Whaaaat?! All I did was beg, spam, advertise, used ridiculously large "post styles", posted in the wrong subforum, started a mini charity in the thread, didn't read the stickies, doubted the network, whined, sent blank trades, and specified! ;~;  

[Hottiebrat]

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In these dark days we must have hope

Submission

Taiga: I'm going to eat your soul!!!
Student: Noo!!! anything but my soul!!! *waves arms franticly*

Submission

Taiga: Feed me Seymor, Feed me!!!
Student: but but I don't have anything *crys*
Taige: Then I shall eat you!!!
Student: NOO!!!!!!!

But where do we find it when
there is no light to show us the way...
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[Apocalyptic Disaster]

Submission

GET OFF ZEH INTERNETZ!!1!1one1!

Submission

HERE'S JOHNNY!!  

[Sora Senpai]

Submission


Student: Did you hear about that Mike Vick dog fights?

Taiga: I LOST TWENTY BUCKS ON THOSE FIGHTS!!!

Submission


Student: Whats two plus two?

Taiga: TWENTY TWOOOOOOO  

[Norayr]

Here's my go:

Submission 1

Taiga: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT MAKES MY BUTT LOOK BIG!!!?? scream "
Kid: "Ah! Ahh! Um… this is only a dree~~aam, dreee~~~~aaaamm." *waves arms*


Submission 2

Taiga: "DID YOU LEAVE THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN!? scream  

[BeeFeh]

xX-Beefsnibit-Xx

Submission #1

Taiga: No!!.. Wire!!.. HANGERS!!!! scream

Other: y-yes mother.. dearest! crying

EDIT:

Submission #2

Taiga: I'm tired of these mother ********' stress marks on my mother ********' face! scream

Other: But... it's anime! gonk

So what do you guys think? xd  

[_-Mitsubachi-_-Fujin-_]

Submission


Other: WWWUUUZZZZZUUPPPP!!!!!!
Tiger: KOOOONNNIIIICCCCHHEEWWWAAAA!!
Other: *stares* Dude... way to take it too far, we never agreed on different languages.

Submission 2

Other: What are we going to do tonight brain?
Tiger: The samething we do every night Pinky.
Other: What's that Brain?
Tiger: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

and thus these are my two submissions... the last one I just couldn't help but do... i hope no one else did it.