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 Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:59 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:30 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:42 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:36 pm
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This is Jill talking to barry.
Jill: Um... I'm supposed to shoot the dead one, right?
Barry: Why would you shoot the dead one if its already dead?
Jill: No, I mean the dead ones that are still alive!
Barry: Well they arent dead if they're still alive now are they jill?
Jill: No, I guess not...
Jill to Wesker
Jill: They said there was a traitor among us!
Wesker: I know, your looking at him.
Jill: I am? Where?
Wesker: In front of you...
Jill: I still don't see them...
Wekser: Try harder...
Jill: ... ... ... *Gasp*
Wesker: Yes Jill, I'M the traitor...
Jill: YOUR THE TRAITOR!!
Wesker: Wow, you really are a blond in a brunettes body.
And now, Counter raps to what Biohazard EXTREME posted, before anyone else decides to steal them.
Wesker:
Guess what imbeciles, it's me, I'm back.
I came back from the dead and thats a fact.
A whole new feature of zombies I wouldn't miss
You better load your guns, cuz I'm coming for ya, Chris!
Saddler:
De Los Plagas, They are slaves to will
and with their powers I could pay the bills
but then that blonde haired weirdo came and took the girl
Every time I think about it I just wanna hurl...
Alexia:
Hello everyone, Alexia's my name
Ants and world domination are my game
My magical fire powers make me a witch
if You didn't know me better you'd call me a b***h!
Alfred:
Sup y'all, my names Slim Shady,
I'm lead singer of D-12 baby!
Eminem:
WHO THE ******** STEALING MY SONG!!
*Gunshots are heard, with a really girly scream.*
SON OF A b***h!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:51 pm
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Celestial Fox Frenzi This is Jill talking to barry. Jill: Um... I'm supposed to shoot the dead one, right? Barry: Why would you shoot the dead one if its already dead? Jill: No, I mean the dead ones that are still alive! Barry: Well they arent dead if they're still alive now are they jill? Jill: No, I guess not... Jill to Wesker Jill: They said there was a traitor among us! Wesker: I know, your looking at him. Jill: I am? Where? Wesker: In front of you... Jill: I still don't see them... Wekser: Try harder... Jill: ... ... ... *Gasp* Wesker: Yes Jill, I'M the traitor... Jill: YOUR THE TRAITOR!! Wesker: Wow, you really are a blond in a brunettes body. And now, Counter raps to what Biohazard EXTREME posted, before anyone else decides to steal them. Wesker: Guess what imbeciles, it's me, I'm back. I came back from the dead and thats a fact. A whole new feature of zombies I wouldn't miss You better load your guns, cuz I'm coming for ya, Chris! Saddler: De Los Plagas, They are slaves to will and with their powers I could pay the bills but then that blonde haired weirdo came and took the girl Every time I think about it I just wanna hurl... Alexia: Hello everyone, Alexia's my name Ants and world domination are my game My magical fire powers make me a witch if You didn't know me better you'd call me a b***h! Alfred: Sup y'all, my names Slim Shady, I'm lead singer of D-12 baby! Eminem: WHO THE ******** STEALING MY SONG!! *Gunshots are heard, with a really girly scream.* SON OF A b***h!!
lol. Those are pretty good. I especially love the last one. lmao |
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:22 pm
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Nemesis:
I'm a killing machine, created for attack,
When Capcom designed me, I think they were on crack,
I'm a one eyed b*****d, just like Big Boss,
But I can still kick his a** with no blood loss,
I wear a black trench coat, like the kids from Columbine,
But they didn't have a rocket launcher like mine,
I'll shoot up the S.T.A.R.S. like bullies in high school,
And if you try and help them, then I don't like you,
Umbrella sent in the U.B.C.S.,
But against zombies they had no success,
So what chance does that Carlos stand against me?
When I'm as bad of a B.O.W. as ever could be!
So Jill, just remember I'm coming for you,
You can't run or hide, there's nothing you can do,
You may have defeated me in RE3,
But I'm coming back in the sequels to be...
Maybe...
Wesker:
Can't kill me with bullets, can't kill me with blades,
At day and at night, I don't take off my shades,
I mostly wear black, because I'm bad and wild,
I'm badder than Solid Snake and Kratos love child,
I'll slap you around like a little b***h,
And won't let you escape, like I did with Chris,
He thwarted my plans back in ninety eight,
Which is why he's the one man that I'll always hate,
I achieved some triumphs, and made my mistakes,
I've dealt with some real, I've dealt with some fakes,
Like Krauser, got whipped up by Leon and Ada,
Who's plotting against me, I'll deal with her later,
The best thing about me, I think, is my voice,
Except when Capcom cheaps out on the actor of choice,
But even then, I'm still bad and I'm killin,
My name's Albert Wesker, I'm the ultimate villain.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:36 pm
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Oh its on now... But first, before I drop it like its hot, more 'They'll never say this' lines.
Claire to Chris
Claire: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Chris: How can I not understand with you flaunting it around town like that!
Claire: What I do with it is my own business you a** hole! I hate you!!
*Claire exits and leon enters.*
Leon: Why is she so steamed?
Chris: She keeps using her handgun all the time... Its wsting too much of my ammo...
Ada to Wesker
Ada: Hurry up all ready...
Wesker: Its really hard to bend this way!
Ada: Quit your whining!
Wesker: Ok... almost... DONE!
Ada: Good... now reach over there and spin the dial so I can move next!
Wesker: God dammit...
Alexia:
I'm the queen, I rule them all!
Every hallway has my face on the wall
My brother's a twit, a complete idiot
but he carries out my orders in every little bit
He loves his guns and absolutely hates Claire
Trifle with me? Hah! She wouldn't dare!
My evil is enough to turn milk sour!
Wanna know why? YOUR NOT WORTHY OF THIS POWER!
Its a simple cause, truly it is
Well, when you excel at everything, makeing you a wiz
My genius complex knows no bounds
Now get out of here before I sick on you the hounds
When I was ten, I was admitted into college
And when I graduated I had infinite knowledge!
My father was stupid, yes, he was quite dumb
his inferiority caused me to go numb
But its alright now, for he is a monster
a killing machine, a scientific basterd
Now you see what you should have heard
Don't mess with me, I'm Alexia Ashford!
Birken:
One head was fine, but two was enough
And with my new body I won't take any gruff!
I love my daughter, sherry, to absolutely no end
But the b***h in the red keeps stopping to defend
I wish she would die, simply dissapear
And its times like this that I need a beer
Annette doesn't listen, so I'll kill her off
and if russia makes a joke, I'll kill yakov Smirnoff
It gets tiring ya know, hunting down your daughter
all you wanna do is be good father
so what if I injected her with my DNA
I'm a big a** monster, what are you gonna say?
Its in these moments that I think I may
Say that I'm william Birken, so have a nice day!
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:07 pm
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You don't want it with me, boy! And it's spelled "Birkin."
Chris:
We're flyin round the forest zone,
In mountains, not too far from home,
We're searchin' for the Bravo Team,
Who disappeared last night at Ten Thirteen,
We found their helicopter, where Kevin lay dead,
We searched for the rest, then our mission went bad,
With joseph dead, we booked for the mansion,
Inside was worse than the forest I mentioned,
Zombies, big snakes, giant plants,
So scary, I almost s**t my pants,
Found Rebecca, thank god she was alive,
Though we couldn't save Richard, the poor b*****d died,
Made our way to the lab, a little bit later,
Only to find out that Wesker is a traitor,
Killed the Tyrant and saved by Brad,
That was the most intense night that I ever had.
Jill:
It started as an ordinary day,
In Raccoon City, then skies turned grey,
Umbrella controlled every one in town,
Until September, when some s**t went down,
T-Virus spread, infecting population,
They all became zombies, so much for my vacation,
Brad got killed by a monster, who I'd only describe,
As big and scary, can't believe I'm still alive,
Met up with some MERCs, working for Umbrella,
But they weren't so bad, 'cept that Nicholai fella,
I'll get to that later, first we reached the clock tower,
I got the bell going, help came on the hour,
But Nemesis had to go ******** it all up,
Destroyed our escape but we just wouldn't stop,
Though I got infected, Carlos managed to Vaccinate,
And told me that by Nicholai we were betrayed,
Long story short, after some real struggle,
We got out alive, Barry saved us from trouble,
Unfortunately that scum Nicholai got away,
But at least I killed Nemesis, all in all a good day.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:03 am
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