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Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

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NotteRequiem
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:59 pm


	Phone: For English, Press 1. Chris: Blinks, then presses 1 Phone: "Oops I did it again, I played with your heaaaartt!!" (recording of the Brittney Spears song) Chris: Oh for ******** sake!!! ---- I couldn't help it xd

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:32 pm


	Phone: or English, press 1... Presses 0 Phone: Please wait while we connect you to an operator. Safe Haven Theme plays Operator: Hello, my name is Claire, how may I help you. Chris: Yes, my name is Chris Redfield, my account number with you is ...., I have purchased the amount of items in the agreement and want to cancel my Columbia House Membership. Claire: I'm sorry sir, but your records show you have to make one more purchase. Chris: FINE! What is the next director's choice... Claire: Resident Evil: Degeneration. Chris: Sigh Fine... I'll wait for that then... but then I want to cancel my damned membership! Only reason I joined was for the 5 DVD's for 99 cents... except I was charged $7.00 for shipping and handling.

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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:55 am


	Okay, I must say, the one that really gave me a chuckle was: Phone: For English, Press 1. Chris: Blinks, then presses 1 Phone: "Oops I did it again, I played with your heaaaartt!!" (recording of the Brittney Spears song) Chris: Oh for ******** sake!!! You win, Notte.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:44 am


	Oh my! I didn't even think that I had won! Will edit soon with a pic and a caption biggrin EDIT: Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells....

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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:37 pm


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells... Billy: Nothing like Turtle Wax to make those shells shiny.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:48 am


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: snatches shells No! You can't have it! Mine...My precious...strokes box affectionately. Rebecca: eek

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Vinessa_Valentine

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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:16 am


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: If only it wasn't like finding a piece of silver in a massive pile of s**t.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:16 am


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy:...Uh, what about those box of shells two rooms back? They were pretty shiny too... Rebecca: Ughhhh. Look, I'm just saying whatever the caption-writer makes me say, so get off my back, will ya? Billy:...Did the caption-writer make you say that? Rebecca: That's it! SHINY ATTACK!!! (Flashes the shine in Billy's face) Billy: GAHHH!!! Oh teh NOES!!! I is blinded by teh UBER SHINYNESS GrObBlE gRoBbLe!!!!! Rebecca:...Uhh, the shine is superficial...How did it blind you?!?! Billy: Look, I'm just saying whatever the caption-writer makes me say, so get off my back, will ya? wink xd Rebecca: stressed

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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:45 pm


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: Uhhh...Rebecca, you ok? Rebecca: drools Billy: Riiiiiight......Well, I'm just gunna go this wa..Oh My God! Its a Leechman! Rebecca, Help me!!! Rebecca: Shiny...... Billy: AHHH, ITS RAPING MEEE!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!! Rebecca: Offhand Did you say something Billy?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:18 pm


	Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: Uhhh...Rebecca, you ok? Rebecca: drools Billy: Riiiiiight......Well, I'm just gunna go this wa..Oh My God! Its a Leechman! Rebecca, Help me!!! Rebecca: Shiny...... Billy: AHHH, ITS RAPING MEEE!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!! Rebecca: Offhand Did you say something Billy? bah hahhahahhaa funny... rofl

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Vankala

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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:23 am


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: And you say you don't have A.D.D.... Rebecca: What? I DON'T have A.D...Ooh, look! Another shiny box of shells!! Billy: stare

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:58 am


	Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: Uhhh...Rebecca, you ok? Rebecca: drools Billy: Riiiiiight......Well, I'm just gunna go this wa..Oh My God! Its a Leechman! Rebecca, Help me!!! Rebecca: Shiny...... Billy: AHHH, ITS RAPING MEEE!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!! Rebecca: Offhand Did you say something Billy? Kinda reminds me of something off of family guy. XD rofl

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Canas Renvall
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:45 pm


	Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells... Billy: Rebecca, put those away! Jesus, customs'll kill us if they see those turtle shells! Rebecca: ...But we're not in an airport. Billy: Oh, right. Just a little paranoid, I guess...

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:47 pm


	I already made a turtle joke. sweatdrop So when are we gonna get some votes?

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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:05 pm


	Give her some time. She's been pretty busy with finals coming up.

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