Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

knocks you unconsious, grabs your cloak, and runs off.  

[Moonracer]

*Pops up grabs your scepter uses it as a baseball bat and bashes your sprite into your face so I can get away with your scepter.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I teleport up to you and caste a spell that gives me, your wolf ears.

Then I teleport away to the world of "Spice and Wolf"  

[Moonracer]

*does cool flying leap ninja move to lunge at you snagging hat but crashes into the stack of books behind you. Trips, stumbles, crashes several more times but eventually gets away scott free.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Knocks you into a portal and takes off with your background.  

[Moonracer]

*Repeatedly borrows books from your background trying to find a certain potion but never returns any of the books I borrowed.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Pushes you into a pool ripping off your skirt and runs off with it as I hold it over my head.  

[Moonracer]

*Pushes you into a pool but keeps hold of your coat smirks then runs off with it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Pushes you into a pool, ripping off your shirt, and runs off with it.  

[Moonracer]

*Pushes you into a pool grabs globe hollows it out and cuts out the top pulls off top and catches your sprite in it then puts lid on runs off with new sprite powered lamp.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

runs up to you, cuts off your right horn, pushes you into a pool, and runs off

(now you're lopsided - LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*Runs up yanks your coat off and walks off with it as my puppy rushes up and bodychecks you into the pool then prances off after me as he has a new bed.*

(Aw, no fair at least take all the horns not just a side one! lol)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Runs up to you drugs and dognaps your dog.
Runs away firing a rocket launcher at a nearby spot to send you flying into the sky and land in the pool.  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up and grabs your sprite by it's wings and walks off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Reaches out and snatches your moon. And vanishes with it as the light dims.