*The Wish Game*

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted.

I wish I could find the remaining uncensored episodes for Rosario Vampire.  

[Moonracer]

Granted but it's all in Japanese without subtitles.

I wish I had a wish.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(actually that one's already reality)

Granted, you know what to wish for, but now you have to wait to make the wish.

I wish the fansubbers would hurry up.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, the fansubber hurries up but sucks so bad you just wanna hang yourself.

I wish I had Kurama's abilities.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted. You can now turn into a "male" fox demon. LOL

I wish I knew a cute wolf demon spirit.
(that didn't want to eat me)  

[Rinioa]

Granted. "She" comes to you in a dream, a not Gaia appropriate dream, and tells you to kill yourself. In the heat of passion, you do as she requests and die not only in your dream, but in real life as well.

I wish I could go far-far away.

♥ [rini]

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but it's a round trip, so you have to come back eventually.

(that's OK, as long as I die happy)

I wish that alot of types of hentai games hadn't been banned in japan.
(i am sad now)  

[Rinioa]

Granted, Hentai never existed to begin with so the games can't be banned.
I wish... I could go do something fun today.

♥ [rini]

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but then you get stuck there and can never go home again.
(that's not what I wanted either - now I'm just bored)

I wish I could meet an anime girl in the real world.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, but she's nothing like she is in the anime as she's now flesh and blood.

I wish I really did have the endless patients that my little brother swears I have.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted: but now you like every thing to be boring all the time.

I wish I could word better what I want to say.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, but now you drive everyone nuts except for the grammar Nazi's because you're so OCD about how you speak.

I wish my cats would stay out of my Zen garden.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, there's a magical barrier around it that keeps out everything including you.

I wish I could go to japan.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, you make it to Japan but because of circumstances you never get off the plane and soon head back to America.

I wish doctors would stop springing stuff on ya at the last freakin minute.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, they spring everything on you all at once.

I wish I had a cool cosplay outfit for the next con.