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SJ3 Lone Samurai

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:16 pm
he looked up in the stands at her "why not. . ."  
Faulty Ambition rolled 1 100-sided dice: 71 Total: 71 (1-100)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:03 pm
"Alrighty!" A massive grin lit up the girls face as she leaped out of the stands. She reached out to the empty air and pulled a hang glider out of nowhere and flipped it open. It appeared as if it were a cut-out from a massive piece of paper, but it worked just fine. She flew right above the flying seafood and:
  • 1-10 ~ counts all of the seafood in order to be better prepared to deal with them.
  • 11-20 ~ accidentally rips the handlebar of her hang glider, falling feet first into the seafood, crushing about 10 under her small boots.
  • 21-50 ~ accidentally rips the handlebar of her hang glider, but pulls out five flat mattresses to break her fall. These crush about fifty of the gathered seafood and trap about 20 more inside the box the mattresses formed.
  • 51-90 ~ pulls a massive flat vacuum cleaner out of thin air and uses it to pull the suspicious cloud away from the seafood summoning it.
  • 91-100 ~ pulls a flat holster out of thin air and begins hurling the lightning bolts out of it at the assembled seafood taking out anywhere from one hundred to two hundred of them.
 

Faulty Ambition

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SJ3 Lone Samurai

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:28 pm
saito watched and he held back a laugh  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:00 am
((Sorry peeps, sorta got lost for a couple days...))

((+5 to Saito's roll, for exploiting a secondary weakness "heat/boiling water"... modified roll = 78 ))
Saito's attack on the flying seafood crisped 112 salmon, leaving 305 still flying.
Of the lobsters, 129 were roasted in their shells, leaving 282 on their salmon mounts.
The salmon and lobsters that were laying intact on the ground recovered and the 8 formerly stunned salmon began flying again, terribly enraged. The 19 formerly stunned lobsters were left on the ground, snapping their claws manically.
The electrically charged air in the arena smelled like a buffet, and the new totals were:
313 salmon; 305 in the main group, 8 about to go berserk at Saito.
301 lobsters; 282 on salmon in the main group, 19 on the ground around Saito.  

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delbosque rolled 1 100-sided dice: 91 Total: 91 (1-100)

delbosque
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:23 am
((+10 to Heyane's roll for exploiting the seafood's main weakness, "attracted to weather"... modified roll = 81))
Heyane's flat vacuum pulled the cloud away from the seafood... sort of.
Although the cloud was successfully moved to a significant degree, the salmon followed it, taking their lobster mages with them. They were not pleased at losing control over their cloud, but since they were able to follow it they weren't too upset over the matter. Yet.
Distracted from the guy with a sword on the ground, the 305 salmon and 282 lobsters in the main group followed the cloud, somewhat mesmerized.

1-10: the cloud is sucked up by the vacuum, taking the seafood with it. They are trapped and unable to figure out what happened for a turn.
11-20: part of the cloud is sucked up, along with part of the seafood. The ones trapped inside are confused for a turn, and the the ones not trapped are mesmerized enough to merit a -10 next turn for slow reaction time. ((+10 to opponent's roll))
21-50: very few of the salmon and lobsters are sucked up by the vacuum, and all the rest will get a -5 next turn for slow reaction time. ((+5 to opponent's roll))
51-90: the salmon and lobsters all avoid being trapped, and manage to recover their senses enough to respond normally next round.
91-100: all of the salmon and lobsters in the main group snap out of being mesmerized and rush at the offending vacuum that stole their cloud, intent on breaking it to pieces.  
delbosque rolled 1 100-sided dice: 55 Total: 55 (1-100)
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:17 am
Meanwhile, the 8 salmon which were separate from the main group went into killer-berserk mode and charged at Saito, firing their little rifles and intending to collide with him headlong.
Of the 19 lobsters on the ground:
1 cast a spell to summon a puppy
3 cast spells at Saito that resulted in shooting about half-a-dozen differently-colored paintballs at his shins
1 cast the ice-shard spell again
8 cast the spell that would spit little streams of water at Saito
6 try to snap at Saito's toes with their claws

1-10: The puppy-summon spell is interrupted by a poorly aimed paintball which hits the lobster that was trying to summon. All the rest of the paintballs miss Saito as well. The ice-shard spell hits the salmon who were charging Saito, nullifying their attack. The lobsters shooting streams of water hit each other and the lobsters who were snapping their claws, causing no damage but much embarrassment to all of them.
11-20: A puppy is summoned, but it takes one look at the lobsters around it and flees to another part of the arena. A couple paintballs hit Saito somewhere on the legs or feet, the rest miss. The ice-shard spell misses Saito, and luckily for the salmon, misses them as well. The water streams come out weak and only manage to waterlog Saito's shoes a little. The lobsters using their claws are avoided by Saito, with some effort. A few of the salmon's tiny bullets hit Saito, and one of them manages to ram him in the back.
21-50: The puppy is summoned, but does nothing more than bark. A couple paintballs hit Saito directly on the shins, a couple hit his shoes, the rest miss. The ice-shard spell partly hits Saito. The water streams hit Saito and make his clothes damp and uncomfortable. Of the lobsters snapping their claws, a few manage to pinch his shoes, but mostly they miss his toes. Some of the salmon's bullets hit Saito, and a couple manage to ram into him in the back and sides.
51-90: The puppy is summoned, and pees on Saito's shoes. 3-4 paintballs hit Saito in the shins, the rest either miss or hit his shoes. The ice-shard spell hits Saito, but not direct enough to do full damage. The water-stream spells soak Saito's clothes and get in his face a little. Most of the claw-snapping lobsters pinch his shoes, and a few of them get his toes. The salmon hit Saito with a dozen or so tiny rifle bullets, and a few run into him at high speed, hitting him in the back, sides, and stomach.
91-100: A pitbull puppy is summoned, and bites Saito's ankle. Hard. About half-a-dozen paintballs pelt Saito's shins. The ice-shard spell hits Saito dead-on, doing as much damage as a bunch of shards of ice thrown at a person from a lobster on the ground can reasonably be imagined to do. The water-stream spells soak Saito's clothes and he gets a lot of water in the face as well, distracting him as much as water in the face would distract a person like him. The claw-snapping lobsters all manage to grab hold of Saito's shoes and pinch his toes. The salmon's bullets pepper their besieged target, and all 8 of them ram into Saito's back, sides, stomach, head, and knees.  

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SJ3 Lone Samurai

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:35 am
((+5 for finding one of saitos main weakneses. . . his legs))
saito lets out a slight moan of pain and then looks at the lobsterst at his feet with a slight grin on his face and he looks at the dog with a demonic look on his face and then his eyes flash red/ultra violet as the small tiny bullets come out and he squirts out some more blood and he lets out a sigh of pain and a little bit of blood runs down his chin from his mouth
1-10 saito dosent do anything. . . .he is just pissed and is in pain
11-20 saito grabs the lobsters at his feet and chucks them at the puppy
21-50saito grabs two of the lobsters and rips thear heads off and then he quickly fileees two of the salmon and he just gives an evil stare at the puppy
51-90 saito quickly chops the lobsters at his feet and then he glows slightly and lets out a pulse of energy somewhat knocking back the rest of the lobsters and also should knock the salmon that attacked him to the ground as he pulls out a couple of small nives and throws them at the lobsters that shot the paintballs and what not at him
91-100 saito leaves his sword in the ground and he begins to do the one prayer again and the ball of energy grows and then it rises off the sword and then it fires off beams at all of them more than likely frying all of the animals that had just attacked him  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:22 pm
((jt, did you want to roll for that one, or should I?))  

delbosque
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SJ3 Lone Samurai rolled 1 100-sided dice: 55 Total: 55 (1-100)

SJ3 Lone Samurai

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:56 pm
(( gonk woops. . . .. . . .welll i am back. .. . i will just roll now. . . .)))  
delbosque rolled 1 100-sided dice: 84 Total: 84 (1-100)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:27 pm
((modifying roll to 60 for both bludgeoning attacks and skewering))
Saito effectively chopped up the 6 lobsters pinching his feet, knocked back the rest, and skewered two of those with his knives.
The salmon were knocked to the ground, and the puppy was also knocked back.

Remaining in Saito's vicinity:
1 puppy
8 salmon
11 lobsters

1-10: All of the salmon and lobsters are stunned and helpless until next turn. The puppy is also stunned.
11-20: 2 of the salmon and 3 of the lobsters recover enough to dodge Saito's next attack. The puppy recovers, only to turn tail and flee. The rest of the seafood is stunned until next turn.
21-50: The puppy, 4 of the salmon and 5 of the lobsters recover enough to dodge next turn. The rest of the seafood will remain helpless until next turn.
51-90: 6 salmon and 8 lobsters recover enough to dodge Saito's next attack. The puppy recovers enough to dodge and possibly attack next round. The remaining seafood are still stunned.
91-100: All the salmon and lobsters recover enough to be able to doge attacks next turn, particularly the salmon, which begin darting about, still in killer-berserk mode. The puppy bites Saito.  

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SJ3 Lone Samurai

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:04 pm
saito looks at the seafood and he grins slighty "i am getting hungry"

1-10: his stomach grumbles and he lets out a gonk
11-20:he throws badly aimed knives at all of them hopeing to hit one
21-50 he concentraits and then he shoves his sword into the ground and there is the small ball of energy and it immediatly shoots off two small beams at the lobsters intent on mainly frying them inside their shells and he throws the knives quickly at the salmon trying to make them into sushi
51-90he does the same thing but it is more powerful and accurate and he acutally hits about half of each
91-100 he shoves his sword into the ground and he then does the prayer and the energy ball forms and it quickly grows and fires off beams at all of them intent or frying them (even the dog) and he then throws knives at a couple of them intent on making sushi  
SJ3 Lone Samurai rolled 1 100-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-100)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:24 pm
saito looks at the seafood and he grins slighty "i am getting hungry"

1-10: his stomach grumbles and he lets out a gonk
11-20:he throws badly aimed knives at all of them hopeing to hit one
21-50 he concentraits and then he shoves his sword into the ground and there is the small ball of energy and it immediatly shoots off two small beams at the lobsters intent on mainly frying them inside their shells and he throws the knives quickly at the salmon trying to make them into sushi
51-90he does the same thing but it is more powerful and accurate and he acutally hits about half of each
91-100 he shoves his sword into the ground and he then does the prayer and the energy ball forms and it quickly grows and fires off beams at all of them intent or frying them (even the dog) and he then throws knives at a couple of them intent on making sushi  

SJ3 Lone Samurai


SJ3 Lone Samurai

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:28 pm
(( eek gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk eek smile biggrin xd blaugh rofl rofl ))  
Faulty Ambition rolled 1 100-sided dice: 30 Total: 30 (1-100)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:34 am
((Sorry about the wait, Lots of stuff going on online and offline.))
(+5 to the Monsters' roll for exploiting one of Heyane's secondary weaknesses: cute things)

"Puppy~!"

She pulled a small airplane out her pocket and attached the vacuum cleaner to it, sending them both circling around the arena at high speeds and:
  • 1-10 ~ is too distracted by the cute puppy to do anything else. Her airplane-vacuum cleaner is in danger of falling out of the sky.
  • 11-20 ~ pulls a massive flyswatter out of thin air and attempts to smash the seafood with it. The combination of the flyswatter being far too large and her distraction because of the puppy cause her to miss most of them.
  • 21-50 ~ She pulls a large bottle of ULTRA SUPER HOT HOT HOT SAUCE and garnish and pours it over the seafood following the cloud.
  • 51-90 ~ pulls a large satchel full of thunderbolts out of thin air and hurls them at the incoming seafood, taking out at least a hundred of them.
  • 91-100 ~ pulls a large satchel full of thunderbolts and a large bottle of ULTRA SUPER HOT HOT HOT SAUCE and garnish out of thin air and hurls them at the incoming seafood, taking out two to three hundred of them with the deadly combination.
 

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