Should it be nintendo style or should it be all topics |
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:14 pm
Granted, but you open up the bag and you, along with the money, get inked. Good job, you unconsciously stole a million dollars in your sleep.
I wish I could learn German instantly.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:23 pm
Granted, but you can only speak in German, only live in America, and cannot cross the border.
I wish that my wishes were granted without corruption.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:25 pm
Granted, they're granted with MEGA CORRUPTION AND A s**t SANDWICH
I wish I had a jetpack and a cinnamon pretzel.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:29 pm
Granted, but you have no fuel and cannot re-fill it and the pretzel was stale.
I wish that my wish for a mango was not granted.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:30 pm
It's granted anyway.
I wish that broccoli tasted good.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:55 pm
Granted, it's given growth hormones that cause brain damage-- but it tastes like an orgasm!
I wish lying was good.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:37 pm
Granted. Lying is now awesome and mandatory.
(PS: I lied)
I wish I had my passport.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:24 pm
Granted, but you can only go to North Korea and the Middle East. Bon voyage.
I wish that the school budget gets a substantial raise :/
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:55 am
Granted, but everyone argues over what to add with the said budget rise.
I wish there was something to do in NJ other than killing and rape.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:55 am
Now there is Rape with only a 75% of Killing.
I wish I
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:57 pm
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
I wish Kathulu posted a wish.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:04 pm
Granted, but Kathulu only posts "A wish".
I wish I had alone time with a male prostitute for 5 hours to listen to my problems about my life.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:07 pm
Granted, but he's gay.
I wish my wishes never came true.
Edit: Thank you, Hat. xDD
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:07 pm
Granted, you turn him gay and he charges you extra.
I wish I had a brain/heart/courage.
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