AAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSHHHIIIIIIIIP

[KeJoRo]

*Dances about, holding a John Smith's can*  

[So Zetta SIow]

WTF! Cain what have you done now! D: -Runner grabs his spare Link suit- Dam* it Dam* it Dam* IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream  

[Taigamma]

I have done that which is necessary.  

[KeJoRo]

*Has a tie wrapped around his head and several empty cans of John Smith's behind him*

WOOOOOO!  

[Taigamma]

And than the Demigod Cain Kester said, "Let there be...BEER!" And so there was.  

[KeJoRo]

Beer rained down from the heavens, soaking everyone and everything. And it was good.

Men, women, children and badgers all got drunk by the light brown, slightly fizzy rain. And it was good.  

[Taigamma]

"Be drunk and prosper! For I have given you life's greatest nectar." Trees dripped with malt and honey, bushes grew into wooden cups, lakes filled with gracious foam, and mountains brewed from their peaks, the most sacred of beverages. Delicious was this brew. "Grow thou nests and be happy for I am LORD Zero."  

[KeJoRo]

*Observes Cain Kester's speech*

*And then the volcano erupted and everyone was covered in ice-cold beer*  

[Equinoxious]

The ********? xd  

[KeJoRo]

Cain Kester was just preaching the Sermon of the Holy Drunk. It's pretty spiritual s**t.  

[Taigamma]

"For I am not just a saint...", Kester spoke loud, "I am demigod!"

The ice cold beer was drinkable to all. And it was good.  

[Gresley Toombs]

*bows down to Cain Kester*
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.  

[Taigamma]

"Do not bow to me. I am simply a son and an avatar of the Overgod in the sky. This is his will." Kester swore to the heavens and prayed aloud. "Please father, share your graces with your loyal children."

All that believed were filled with the power of the cosmos and made into Sons of the Overgod. "Now we must share the sacred nectar with all our friends."  

[Equinoxious]

XD  

[KeJoRo]

*Constructs the holy Beer-bongs and implements a holy game of Beer-pong*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this just became a holy frat party.