Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

"Yeah...Worst mistake ever, too..." Jack sighed.
"I hope when it's your turn, you're better with it than him...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You should train him too." Valarie glared as coldly as she could at Jack. Unfortunately, her glare couldn't even intimidate a kitten.  

[Zahzi]

"He turned my precious car into swiss...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Train him!"  

[Zahzi]

"I tried..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Try harder!"  

[Zahzi]

"I can't train him to be a green beret..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But you can teach him how to defend him, right?"  

[Zahzi]

"Ever notice that every time I try to train him, something breaks...?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Somebody breaks something every day." Valarie argued.

"I think if something didn't break for us, the world would collapse on itself."  

[Zahzi]

"But it's usually something of mine with that kid..." Jack groaned, turning the bus' engine off.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Something has to break." Valarie repeated, just as someone was knocking at the small window beside the driver's seat.

"Jack... That last guy is still in the back lawn, crying." Henry groaned, knocking at the window.  

[Zahzi]

Jack looked down at Henry.
"...You're kidding, right..? I told him if he didn't leave, I'd turn him into mulch..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I saw blood in the yard... I think you popped his nuts."  

[Zahzi]

"Oh come on, I didn't squeeze THAT hard........"