Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[tamcharles]

Granted. Sadly, snow isn't what it used to be since the nuclear war. It still floats through the air like a flake but it's mostly ash and dust now. The landscape is gray, barren, desolate... you survived armageddon.

I wish that... I had powers to rival that of Q. twisted  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted, however, you become so full of yourself that you accidently destroy the universe. and then lose your powers blaugh

I wish that my computer didn't corrupt cry  

[t0shi0]

Granted, in return you are now corrupt.
I wish my copic makers arrived already.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

granted. But for some reason, it broken when it arrives.

I wish for Jay to sing at my school. whee  

[wiim]

Granted. Some guy named Jay Lu off the street walks into your school and sings hobo songs.


I wish I had muscles....  

[t0shi0]

-can't stop laughing-
ahem, sorry.
Granted, but the only place they grew on is your ears, giving you uber strong ears.
I wish roaches became extinct.  

[Ceres_CelestialMaiden]

*granted* But then the beetles will take over the world. twisted

I wish for the ghost of my dead puppy.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you realise it's not actually him but a real puppy covered in white paint..

I wish to change the world for the better.  

[seijur]

Granted, the world becomes better but you become evil evil

I wish to be succesful when i grow up...  

[wiim]

Granted! You will become successful at failing when you grow up.


I wish the earth would revolve around the sun in the opposite direction. xp  

[Syeori]

Granted. But then the universe explodes from irregular activity.

I wish i could be photogenic neutral .  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you become allergic to cameras.

I wish that my eyes were the same size.  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then you become cross-eyed and colour-blind.

I wish I was more handsome.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. A lot of girls wants to go out with you but they end up breaking your heart because they all realize by the end that they dont really truly love you (inside), they just like your outside. Therefore, they all went away from you.

I wish I could be sexier! xd  

[wiim]

Granted! You COULD be sexier, but you are much too lazy to do anything about it.


I wish someone would teach me Korean.